[2782] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Oct 2
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Oct 2 01:33:20 1990
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 90 01:32:51 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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alchen (Who Knows?):
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Chrysanthemums
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debbo (Deborah A Birnby):
...and they can see no reasons
'cause there are no reasons
what reasons do you need to be told...?
tell me why i don't like mondays....
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dhyao (David H Yao):
If you look for the evil in man, you shall find it.
---Abraham Lincoln
We are not final because we are infallible, but we are infallible
only because we are final.
---Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson
A smile increases your face value.
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dnp (Daniel N Port):
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horiuchi (Junjiro Horiuchi):
"Wagahai wa neko de aru"
Logged out last from m16-034-7 at Mon Oct 1 14:30:27 EDT 1990.
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ithron (Arthur Lue):
Dear Fingerer:
Due to severe economic pressures as well to the
unbelieveable price of Cheerios, this finger.plan space
has been leased out for needy advertisers.
The cost of do-it-yourself ultrarelativistic proton/
Cheerio scattering is outragous. Pure scientific
research such as ours is slowly and unjustly being
phased out for flashy and popularist tripe such as
superconductivity and genetic engineering. I urge you
to address your congressman on this outrage. Better yet,
send a couple million bucks. Then you won't have to
put up with the stuff you're about to see below.
Regards,
Joe Wheedledorf
President, Honeynutlabs
...and now
Thrilling adventure and intrigue...Hilarious slapstick...
Deep, philosophical themes...even Cute, furry animals for
the kids...Where can you find these things? No! Not in
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that narcotics are just for breakfast, nowadays. No! Look
to your local theater for the up and coming blockbuster
movie...
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* * * * JIMMY
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by Ghotihead Films. Also look for its two blockbuster
sequels, _Life II: The Search for Mom_ and _Life III:
Spot Comes Home_. In theaters not-so-nationwide next
June...
YOU CAN'T SEE ME,
I'M A STEALTH BOMBER
NOLEND'S TRIVIALITY PARADOX:
THIS SENTENCE IS MEANINGLESS
brought to you by the
Demented Mathematicians
of America.
<click>...
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Everything you always wanted to know about Arab attitudes toward
Israel, but were afraid to ask....
[Hey, there's something new! They hate the US too!]
Part 39:
``I shall make it perfectly clear to you. We shall never recognize
Israel, never accept the usurper, the colonialist, the imperialist....
We shall never allow Israel to live in peace. We shall never allow it
total security. Every Israeli will feel that behind every wall there
might be a guerrilla who is aiming at me....''
- Farouk Kaddoumi, Head of the PLO's political department, Interview
- in //Stern//, West Germany, July 30, 1981
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jsod (Jordi Sod):
Sharing some wisdom from some of the great writers of our age:
"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems
ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I
think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I
think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone
should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly
gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should
carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous,
thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?"
-- Calvin and Hobbes
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nigel (WorkOTron!):
The myriad choices of his fate
Set themselves out upon a plate
For him to choose - What had he to lose
Not a ghost bloodied country all covered with sleep
Where the black angel did weep
Not an old city street in the east - gone to choose
And wandering's brother walked on through the night
With his hair in his face
On a long splintered cut from the knife of G.T.
The rallyman's patter ran on through the dawn
Until we said so long to his skull
Shrill yell
Shining brightly red rimmed and red lined with the time
Infused with the choice of the mind
On ice skates scraping chunks from the bells
Cut leg bleeding razor's forgetting the pain
Antiseptic remains coo goodbye
So you fly to the cozy brown snow of the east
Gone to choose, choose again
Sacrificial's remain make it hard to forget
Where you come from the pools of your eyes
Serve to realize fame, choose again
And roverman's refrain of the sacrilege recluse
For the loss of a horse went the bowels and the tail of a rat
Come again choose to go
And if epiphaneous terror reduced you to shame
Have your head bobbed and weaved
Choose a side to be on
If the stone glances off split didactics in two
Leave the color of mouse trails
Don't scream, try between if you choose
If you choose try to lose
For the loss of remain come and start
Start the game
Choose to choose, choose to go
and then...
You have new mail.
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zeno (R. Duffy):
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I am here; nevermind the fact that Zephyr thinks otherwise.
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