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New quotes for Mon Aug 13
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Mon Aug 13 01:23:09 1990
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 90 01:22:46 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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crfeger (Christopher R F Feger):
To boldly go where no MAN has gone before.
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
Seen on the Apollo net:
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FINNS URGE SEX DAYS FOR THE STRESSED-OUT
(Reuter)
HELSINKI, Finland -- Finland's health officials are calling for
government-organized sex holidays as a cure for citizens worn down by
the stress of modern life.
``People suffering from stress should be given the opportunity
of having sex holidays when they would be able to forget their worries
and concentrate on recuperating in an erotic atmosphere,'' according
to a discussion paper produced by a Health Ministry working party.
The idea will be considered next month by heads of Finland's
state-financed national health service, a ministry spokesman said
Wednesday.
``Lack of free time and various social obligations are the main
impediments to a satisfying sex life,'' the paper said.
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Reply seen on the Apollo net:
"Sex day", eh? In this country we're concerned about getting
the government off our backs. In Finland they're concerned
about the government getting people on their backs?
:-)
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
I thought I could forget about her by eating, but I can't.
I ended up with a few memories and a fat stomach.
Snoopy from "Peanuts" by Charles Schulz
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
Oh, bury, bury -- let the grave close o'er
The days that were -- that never will be more!
Oh, bury, bury love that all condemn,
And let the whirl-wind mourn its requiem!
from Gilbert and Sullivan's _The Gondoliers_
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jdmarko (Jim D.):
Hey!
Join ACUG, the Athena Christian Users Group!
Send me mail, and I'll add you to the list!
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I wonder why you've fingered me. I hope I didn't say something rude...
;)
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tytso (Theodore Y. Ts'o):
Gee, it's good to be home......
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