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New quotes for Fri Jun 29
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Jun 29 01:22:20 1990
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 90 01:21:37 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
If He grant me not forgiveness, may He grant me hope.
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blade (Edward M. Lee):
Article 1729 (7 more) in rec.humor.funny (moderated):
From: jeffn@cs.utexas.edu (Jeff Noxon)
Subject: Contact with aliens?
Keywords: heard it, sexual, chuckle
Message-ID: <S137.31da@looking.on.ca>
Date: 24 Jun 90 10:30:06 GMT
Lines: 23
This was faxed to a friend of mine, but he isn't sure who sent it to him. This
joke works best if you print it out and leave it sitting around the office or
anywhere it will stand out and get noticed.
(Cut here)
Hello!
I'm from outer space, and I've made myself look like a piece of paper. While
you hold me, I'm having sex with your fingers.
I know it feels good to you, because you're smiling. I'm very horny, so give
me to someone else when you've had enough.
Thanks!
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Smile!
Someone out there is in worse shape than you...
Lost 8 lbs. Time to start bulking up.
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Goodbye everybody - it's been fun, mostly.
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edzimmer (Eric D Zimmerman):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
Oh, and if you want *Really* perverted, Lady Di's official title is
"Princess Charles". No kidding. You see, "Princess Diana" is
reserved for ladies who are princesses by blood, and HRH is a princess
only by marriage. For obvious reasons, she normally goes by "The
Princess of Wales" in formal contexts; this is equally correct, and
doesn't sound as much like she's a transvestite.
-- betsyp@apollo.hp.com
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horiuchi (Junjiro Horiuchi):
"Wagahai wa neko de aru"
Logged out last from m16-034-6 at Thu Jun 28 14:58:52 EDT 1990.
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
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julio (John M. Wilson III):
To make people worship my dick.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
There never was a banquet so sumptuous but someone dined poorly at it.
- Gluttonous French Proverb
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paul (Paul Boutin):
I'm looking for creative answers to: "Why is it called Project
Athena?", along the lines of those snappy answers we give parents who
ask "What does IHTFP stand for?" I can't think of anything myself.
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