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New quotes for Sun Jun 24
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sun Jun 24 13:52:42 1990
Date: Sun, 24 Jun 90 01:20:33 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
The Houston Chronicle article may be one more tempest in a
teapot; *probably* is. But the party keeps getting bigger and noisier,
and eventually the neighbors are gonna come knocking. Saying you'll
sacrifice any piece of the net for the good of the whole is nothing
short of total surrender. The forces of repression are indeed on the
march. Those who use the net, and care about it, would be well-advised
to start thinking *now* about how they'll react when the whip comes down.
-- Kenn Barry
apple!netcom!barry
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
Article 1712 of rec.humor.funny:
Path: bloom-beacon!snorkelwacker!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request
From: mokry@ctr.columbia.edu (Robert Mokry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: These two strings walk into a bar ... (not another frayed-knot joke!)
Keywords: meta-joke, original, chuckle, computer
Message-ID: <S12f.5a34@looking.on.ca>
Date: 16 Jun 90 10:30:06 GMT
Lines: 19
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
Remember the millions of mutations of the string-in-a-bar joke that were
making the rounds some months ago? Well, after milliseconds of intense
thought, I came up with a version that I think is actually funny.
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk
jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend." the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Four days left at the 'tute and counting down. Still working
frantically on titan, might have an alpha-test version ready by as
soon as Monday.
The beaches of southern cal beckon... I wonder if I'll manage to miss
this place much while lying on the beach, in the, oh, say 10-15%
humidity. Blargh, this humid weather taxes one.
Looking forward to getting much, much darker...
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
in a jungle of the senses
tinkerbell and jack the ripper
love has no meaning not where they come from
but we know pleasure is not that simple
very little fruit is forbidden
sometimes we wobble sometimes we're strong
but you know evil is an exact science
being carefully correctly ..?..
priests and cannibals prehistoric animals
everybody happy as the dead come home
big black nemesis parthenogenesis
no one move a muscle as the dead come home
we feel like greeks we feel like romans
centaurs and monkeys just cluster round us
we drink elixirs that we refine
from the juices of the dying
we are no monsters we're moral people
and yet we have the strength to do this
this is the splendor of our achievement
call in the airstrike with a poison kiss
<ref>
how bad it gets you can't imagine
the burning wax the breath of reptiles
god is not mocked he knows our business
karma could take us at any moment
carve him up I think we're finished
you know its never been so exotic
but I don't know my dreams are visions
we could still end up with the great big fishes
Nemesis - Shriekback
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horiuchi (Junjiro Horiuchi):
"Wagahai wa neko de aru"
Logged out last from m16-034-10 at Sat Jun 23 02:11:19 EDT 1990.
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