[2491] in Central_America
New quotes for Mon Jun 11
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Mon Jun 11 01:31:32 1990
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 90 01:31:14 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
sweet dreams and fine machines in pieces on the ground--
--"Fire and Rain"
James Taylor
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
"...and I'll name my functions whatever I want, too! If I want to call
a function this_function_takes_an_int_and_passes_it_into_an_array_which_indexes_a_pointer_to_a_structure then I jolly well will!"
Ned, the nerd
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horiuchi (Junjiro Horiuchi):
"Wagahai wa neko de aru"
Logged out last from m16-034-2 at Sun Jun 10 23:56:42 EDT 1990.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Off to Usenix.
I'll be back on the 17th.
I'll probably be reading my mail while I'm gone, but I won't
necessarily be responding to any of it until I get back.
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
is my .plan ever going to make it back into ca??
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tron (Andrew H Cytron):
Theoretical physicist---a physicist whose existence is postulated, to
make the numbers balance, but who is never actually observed in the
laboratory.
--Joseph Voros
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wesommer (Bill Sommerfeld):
Many people today slide into addictive behavior without realizing it. Only
objective evidence can persuade them that they indeed have a problem. To
help with one of today's most common problems, here's a short test you
can take.
DO YOU HAVE A SLEEPING PROBLEM?
1. Have you ever experienced a loss of memory for events that happened
while you were sleeping?
2. Do you ever sleep before noon?
3. Have you ever felt remorse after sleeping?
4. Have you ever told yourself "I can get out of bed any time I want to?"
5. Do you get cranky and irritable after a few days without sleeping?
6. Have you ever spent time on sleeping that you had budgeted for other things?
7. Have you ever had a "short nap" turn into a major binge?
8. Do you ever sleep alone?
9. Do you associate with a lower class of people when you're sleeping?
10.Do you believe you can't have fun with your friends without
sleeping with them?
If you answered "yes" to two or more questions then you may have a
sleeping problem. Let us help. We care. The next time you feel the
urge to take that first nap, we'll send over a trained volunteer to
say "President Quayle" until you're wide awake.
[ from rec.humor.funny ]
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