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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Thu Jun 7 01:27:39 1990
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 90 01:27:15 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Running on multiple displays...
stuff left to write:
fight, tower battle movement (startup), color selection, reasonable
roll interface, points, titan teleport, angel summoning, reasonable
message display, clean quitting - one player or everybody.
I have 23 days to finish.
Ack.
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dschmidt (Dan'l Schmidt):
W L Pct GB
Boston 27 23 .540 -
Toronto 28 25 .528 .5
Milwaukee 26 23 .531 .5
Cleveland 23 26 .469 3.5
Baltimore 24 28 .462 4
Detroit 23 30 .434 5.5
New York 18 31 .367 8.5
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horiuchi (Junjiro Horiuchi):
"Wagahai wa neko de aru"
Logged out last from M16-034-10 at Thu Jun 7 00:06:25 EDT 1990.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Article 1692 of rec.humor.funny:
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From: bstocker@zephyr.cair.du.edu (Bob Stocker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: An example of systems analysis
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S125.4237@looking.on.ca>
Date: 6 Jun 90 10:30:09 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
[ I've managed to trace the essence of this story back as far as a
professor in the Department of Mathematics and Computer Science at the
University of Denver. ]
A social worker, a minister, and a systems analyst set out one day to
play a friendly game of golf. At the course, they found a long line
waiting to get to the first tee. They asked the party in front of
them what the problem was, and were told that a group of blind golfers
was on the course ahead of them.
The following conversation ensued:
Social Worker: Isn't it wonderful what handicapped people can do if
you just give them half a chance?
Minister: It certainly is, but those golfers aren't on the
course alone. The Lord helps those who help
themselves.
Systems Analyst: Yeah, it's neat all right, but why the hell can't they
play at night?
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit.
- Unique Egyptian Proverb
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