[2402] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat May 5
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat May 5 01:31:10 1990
Date: Sat, 5 May 90 01:30:49 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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blade (Edward M. Lee):
There was a girl from B.U.
Who had almost the brains of a shoe
As she said with a smile
Let's go out for a while
'Cause for 5 bucks I'll swallow your goo.
- llwillia@athena,
- albany@athena,
- blade@athena
- starpath@athena
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
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hlai (Hui-Lin Lai):
D(Hours of tooling) ___
-------------------- ___ infinity as the finals approach.
D(day)
Can't wait to fly back to S'pore and be bored for 3 months(forgoing
all the fun here in Boston)!
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never
understands anything."
-- "The House at Pooh Corner",
A. A. Milne
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
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jh (Joseph Harrington):
Everything that is on top of your head was once inside.
Why did it come out?
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
STEER ROAST!
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
When you have figs in your haversack everybody seeks your friendship.
- Tested Albanian Proverb
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mmcmahon (Michael G. McMahon):
See me after June 4 if you want to talk about a plan.
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paul (Paul Boutin):
"We're going to need more coffee."
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willus (William L Menninger):
Woah! Finger me AGAIN!
Home address: 550 Memorial Drive (Tang Hall), #22F
Cambridge, MA 02139
Why is it that automobile commercials invariably demonstrate the
ABS anti-lock brake system on a car by having the car *screech*
to a halt?
There's not much, other than static cache and CPUs, that kick
enough butt to run at 40 MHz. -Dave Haynie
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