[2376] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Apr 27
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Apr 27 01:34:35 1990
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 01:34:19 EDT
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ajtweh (Amber J Tweh):
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Article 1604 of rec.humor.funny:
Path: bloom-beacon!mit-eddie!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!ssbn!looking!funny-request
From: FHD@tamcba.UUCP (H. Alan Montgomery)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Misplaced priorities
Keywords: smirk, heard it
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Date: 26 Apr 90 10:30:07 GMT
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[Saw this in the local comic strip "Adventures in Cartooing"]
Question on an application form for a fictional newspaper:
5. You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a
Pulitzer Prize winning photgraph. What type film would you use?
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Good luck is an eel in the pond of fools.
- Hoary Russian Proverb
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scoop (Michael D Powers):
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tom (Tom Coppeto):
2. TO PLAY WITH SLINKY IN HANDS
Hold end coils of Slinky with both hands. Now raise and lower each hand in
a rythmic motion.
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