[2372] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Apr 24
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Apr 24 01:32:15 1990
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 90 01:31:45 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Sex always gives me a headache: It's too noisy.
I wish someone would invent a quieter chainsaw.
-anonymous
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dandruff (Hate Them Flakes)
I am very tired.
My tickets have expired.
I'm not authenticated.
But sleep is overrated.
Now I'll do more coding.
Though my mind's imploding.
Verse composed at 6:20 AM.
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hooch (Conrad G Yoder):
To get away with doing as little as possible.
Also. . .
This Spring - Singing Brahm's Requiem (Kresge 11 May).
This Summer - At home (hopefully) by 19 May (NO FINALS!). (614)545-6796
This Fall - In Budapest, Hungary and other random European cities!
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Article 1598 of rec.humor.funny:
Path: bloom-beacon!snorkelwacker!usc!cs.utexas.edu!ssbn!looking!funny-request
From: jasmerb@mist.cs.orst.edu (Bryce Jasmer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI/Star Wars)
Keywords: computer, funny
Message-ID: <137457@looking.on.ca>
Date: 23 Apr 90 10:30:08 GMT
Sender: funnyr@looking.on.ca
Lines: 21
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
Reply-Path: mist.cs.orst.edu!jasmerb
Through some clever security hole manipulation if I have been able to
break into all of the government's computers and acquire the Lisp code
to SDI. Here is the last page (tail -10) of it to prove that I actually
have the code:
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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jmh (J Michael Hammond):
To get out of the Air Force by 30 Apr 1990, and
to be in San Francisco by 5 May 1990.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Excerpted from discussion of the origin of "I'm not wearing any pants"
comments in talk.bizarre:
Eve: "Try some of this nice fleshy fruit."
Adam: "No, we'd really better not."
Eve: "Aw, come on, try some of it."
Adam: "Well, OK."
(Adam eats.)
Adam: "I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!"
God: "You're outta here."
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Make happy those who are near and those who are far will come.
- Truthful Chinese Proverb
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mlbarrow (Michael L Barrow):
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oluap (Paulo A Pereira):
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rlcarr (Animato):
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag.
Hooo, they're red, white, and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief,"
Ooo, they point the cannon and you and yours.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no senator's son son.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one, no.
Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand.
Lord, don't they help themselves.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house look-a-like a rummage sale, yeah.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no millionaire's son, no no.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one, no.
Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes,
Hooo, they'll send you down to war.
And when you ask'em, "How much should we give?"
They only answer, "More, more, more."
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no military son son.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate son, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate son, no.
"Fortunate Son"
Creedence Clearwater Revival
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rmf (Robert M Fleischman):
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
From rec.humor.funny:
There has been some concern recently that female undergraduates will not be
treated fairly by the dons at St Lucius, Oxbridge's latest college to become
"mixed." In reply Prof Garfunklestein, Emeritus Prof of Wessex Studies, argued
candidly that there would be no discrimination. He said "The dons will treat
the girls just as they treat the boys: they will molest them."
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