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New quotes for Sat Apr 14
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Apr 14 23:18:16 1990
Date: Sat, 14 Apr 90 01:28:27 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Echad Mi Yode'ah?
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Who knows one? I know one. One is Civil Engineering.
Who knows two? I know two. Two is Mechanical Engineering, and one is
Civil Engineering.
etc.
Tonight starts the fourth day of the Omer.
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BTW, if you can still get tickets, GO AND SEE the Ruddigore at Harvard.
It is an excellent production, and Rose Maybud has the sweetest, most
lyrical soprano voice I've heard in ages. Despard is hysterically evil.
The biggest problem is that the conductor's arms wave and flail like
crazy, distracting from the more touching moments on stage.
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
There was a plane crash over mid-ocean, and only three survivors were
left in the life-raft: the Pope, the President, and Mayor Daley.
Unfortunately, it was a one-man life-raft, and quickly sinking, so they
started debating who should be allowed to stay.
The Pope pointed out that he was the spiritual leader of millions all
over the world, the President explained that if he died then America
would be stuck with the Vice-President, and so forth. Then Mayor Daley
said, "Look! We're not solving anything like this! The only fair
thing to do is to vote on it." So they did, and Mayor Daley won by 97
votes.
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Maybe now I'll be in town for > 1 week at a time?
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
An elephant's death-scene is not so annoying as the life of a bug.
- Thought-provoking Swahili Proverb
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vchan (Vei-Han Chan):
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