[2300] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Mar 22
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Thu Mar 22 01:29:39 1990
Date: Thu, 22 Mar 90 01:29:10 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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4433857 (Philip K Baltz):
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a
statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more
glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through
which we look, which morally we can do. To affect the quality of the
day, that is the highest of arts.
-- Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"
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dschmidt (Dan'l Schmidt):
I know how Judas felt
when he got paid
I'm doing this for free
Just like Live Aid
- Robyn Hitchcock
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hef (Peter V Wolfe):
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Entertaining NetNews signatures, number 5 in a series:
--
"You got it kid -- the large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
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jmvidal (Jose M. Vidal):
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Seen on the net;
--
raymond@math.berkeley.edu "And perl pulls ahead of C, but APL still has
a commanding lead..." --- play-by-play of the
`Most closely approximates line noise' competition
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lvsandfo (Lorraine V. Sandford):
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montreal (It's just Toby):
A Flagon Of W. C. Fields
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but
food and water.
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even
had the courtesy to thank her.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which
I also keep handy.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork
from my lunch?
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a
whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar
a quart.
I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin
before breakfast.
Anybody who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't
be all bad.
-- from The Portable Curmudgeon --
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norm (Wayne M Miller):
-My favorite quotes:
``If we can't laugh at the walking dead, then who can we
laugh at?''
- John Larroquette, ``Night Court''
``I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love...
and I won't be back for ten minutes!''
- Homer Simpson, ``The Simpsons''
``I'll go slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa
is warming.''
- Lee Merriwether, ``Batman''
``There were women, but we couldn't touch them.''
- Bob Denver, ``Back to the Beach''
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paul (Paul Boutin):
Yes it's Bach's birthday *again*. Seems to happen every year.
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pezaris (John S Pezaris):
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tjcoppet (Tom Coppeto):
Do you feel like you are being watched?
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xinjin (it's me!):
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