[2248] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Mar 2
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri Mar 2 01:35:31 1990
Date: Fri, 2 Mar 90 01:34:54 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Murphy's Discovepy:
Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to
women? They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and
everything will be all right." And what happens? Nine months
latgr, you're in trouble!
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erekose (Aric M LeDell):
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jab (Jason A Beardsley):
"Signs?" said Frito.
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year
strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley reap
crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke
hearts. There has been a hot day in December and a blue moon.
Calendars are made with a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein
bore alive two insurance salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of
a goat were found tied in square knots. The face of the sun blackens
and the skies have rained down soggy potato chips."
"But what do all these things mean?" gasped Frito.
"Beats me," said Goodgulf with a shrug, "but I thought it made good
copy. But there is more. My spies tell me of black musters gathering
in the East, in the dead Lands of Fordor. Hoards of foul narcs and
trolls have multiplied and every day red-eyed wraiths skulk even unto
the borders of the Sty. Soon there will be much terror in the land from
the black hand of Sorhed."
-- "Bored of the Rings"
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jdsindlr (Joel D Sindelar):
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lottery.
Farmer: Thank you.
Interviewer: Do you have any special plans for spending the money?
Farmer: Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming 'til it's gone.
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lwvanels (Lucien W. Van Elsen):
Goodbye, Sandra.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
The way to the loved one is not thorny.
- Resonant Nyang Proverb
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perkinsj (John D Perkins):
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philliao (Hsinchao Liao):
Noooooo Plan.
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rlcarr (Animato):
``In Sneffels Yoculis craterem kem delibat
umbra Scartaris Julii intra calendas descende,
audas viator, et terrestre centrum attinges.
Kod feci. Arne Saknussemm''
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