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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sun Jan 21 01:33:33 1990
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 90 01:34:40 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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celine (Who Drugged Thumper?):
Ginsberg's Theorem:
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't even quit the game.
Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:
Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem
meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's
Theorem. To wit:
1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break
even.
3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the
game.
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jtduran (Jason T. Duran):
Last logout on Sun Jan 21 01:11:20 EST 1990
Nothing in the world can take place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent.
The slogan `Press On` has solved and always will solve the
problems of the human race.
-Calvin Coolidge
Amherst Fiji `94
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needle (Joseph):
One hen.
Two ducks.
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rao (Satyavolu S Papa Rao):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rlcarr (Rich Carreiro):
"I'm the Wizard of Speed and Time, stepping out at the Hollywood sign..."
"Sometimes people don't believe I'M real..."
"Here's my card." (EYE FLASH)
"Our specialty, sushi pizza."
"UGGGGGHHHH!"
"Then you'll have to join the animators' union...modelers' union...
directors' union...cameramen's union...Screen Actors' Guild..."
"The Hollywood Jumping Wall is now open!"
"Hmmm. Nothing here but that green boulder. Why don't we land on it?"
"You've gotta be fast to go around in my neighborhood with a green gown."
<= THE BEDROOM SCENE
"Uh-oh, the toys are loose."
_The Wizard of Speed and Time_
by Mike Jittlov
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tazman (Bruce N. Wallace):
You used to call me in the morning,
you used to call me at night.
But now you don't call me anymore.
Why, oh why? Why, tell me why?
Why you don't call me anymore?
Because times change, and so do people.
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