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New quotes for Fri Dec 22
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri Dec 22 01:35:52 1989
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 89 01:36:03 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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aychen (Adam Y Chen):
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ccwong (Chi C Wong):
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charlie7 (Charles T Hultgren):
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Talking Your Way Out of College
(Part XII)
One student appeared early for an interview at Bucknell University
in Pennsylvania, insisted on being received immediately and, upon
entering the office of Richard C. Skelton, extinguished his cigarette
in a decorative ashtray and propped his feet on the table. "In the
course of the interview," Mr. Skelton said, "he removed a loafer and,
as I stared at him through the toes of his bare foot, asked, `Why do
you think I should consider Bucknell?' My answer was, `I don't think
you should.'"
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kiyoshi (Kiyoshi Kurihara):
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Those who are buried in the same grave don't insult each other.
-Noble Haya Proverb
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montreal (Toby):
"TOBY OR NOT TOBY: THAT IS THE QUESTION."
-- Hamlet
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Please, don't ask me;
Please, don't blame me;
Please, don't flame me;
Just because I'm young and cute and innocent.
I'm too young to be dead-serious.
I'm too cute to be left unnoticed.
I'm too innocent to be sophisticated.
Because, I'm just Toby.
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Father in heav'n who lovest all,
O help thy children when they call;
That they may build from age to age
An undefiled heritage.
Teach us to bear the yoke in youth,
With steadfastness and careful truth;
That in our time thy grace may give
The truth whereby the nations live.
Teach us to look in all our ends
On thee for judge, and not our friends;
That we, with thee, may walk uncowed
By fear or favour of the crowd.
Teach us the strength that cannot seek,
By deed or thought, to hurt the weak;
That, under thee, we may possess
Man's strength to comfort man's distress.
Teach us delight in simple things,
And mirth that has no bitter springs;
Forgiveness free of evil done
And love to all men 'neath the sun.
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-> [=Status=] Now the stupid dumb frog will entertain you with its
one-frog show....
-> [=Status=] (hop hop)
-> [=Status=] (bounce bounce)
-> [=Status=] (on the highway....)
-> [=Status=] (wind blows....sand flies....)
-> [=Status=] (hop hop)
-> [=Status=] (along comes a truck....)
-> [=Status=] (...at 100 mph...)
-> [=Status=] (hop hop)
-> [=Status=] (...VROOOMMMMMM......)
-> [=Status=] (hop hop)
-> [=Status=] (the truck appraoches...)
-> [=Status=] (suspense)
-> [=Status=] (hop hop hop hop hop)
-> [=Status=] (the truck is nearly upon the frog!!!!!)
-> [=Status=] (the frog notices the truck!!!!)
-> [=Status=] (Oh NO!!! It's too late!!!)
-> [=Status=] (The frog is transformed into......)
-> [=Status=] (tension)
-> [=Status=] (.......SUPERFROG!!!!!)
-> [=Status=] (SUPERFROG kicks the truck!)
-> [=Status=] (Thr truck goes into orbit around the Earth!)
-> [=Status=] (ZZZZOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!)
-> [=Status=] (SUPERFROG smiles)
-> [=Status=] (SUPERFROG says, "ha. piece of cake.")
-> [=Status=] (SUPERFROG continues its journey into the darkness...)
-> [=Status=] (HOP HOP THUD THUD)
-> [=Status=] (RIBBIT......)
-> [=Status=] Way to go, SUPERFROG! For the peace of the animals!
-> [=Status=] This feature brought to you by Frogger.......
-> [=Status=] (The audience claps wildly.....!)
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Er, what's the good of being grown up if you can't be childish?
------------------------------------------------------------------ Toby Kwan --
----------------------------------------------------------- DBS '88 MIT '93 --
---------------------------------------------------- montreal@athena.mit.edu --
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rosencra (John Buck):
"We must make love like crazed weasels now."
- Matt Groenig
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
Merry Christmas...
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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):
Zippy sez:
- if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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