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New quotes for Tue Dec 19
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Dec 19 01:40:16 1989
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 89 01:39:53 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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hoffmann (Ron M. Hoffmann):
I've just installed VMS,
I feel miserable,
I'm going home.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Talking Your Way Out of College
(Part (IX)
Linda S. Davis of Amherst College in Massachusetts was approached at
a college fair by a student, presumably a would-be dietitian, who
said: "I'd like to be a diabetic. Do you have any programs?"
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
To Parents' for xmas, back here for New Year's.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
The languid goat is always thin.
-Plausible Basque Proverb
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montreal (Toby):
"TOBY OR NOT TOBY: THAT IS THE QUESTION."
-- Hamlet
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Please, don't ask me;
Please, don't blame me;
Please, don't flame me;
Just because I'm young and cute and innocent.
I'm too young to be dead-serious.
I'm too cute to be left unnoticed.
I'm too innocent to be sophisticated.
Because, I'm just Toby.
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Father in heav'n who lovest all,
O help thy children when they call;
That they may build from age to age
An undefiled heritage.
Teach us to bear the yoke in youth,
With steadfastness and careful truth;
That in our time thy grace may give
The truth whereby the nations live.
Teach us to look in all our ends
On thee for judge, and not our friends;
That we, with thee, may walk uncowed
By fear or favour of the crowd.
Teach us the strength that cannot seek,
By deed or thought, to hurt the weak;
That, under thee, we may possess
Man's strength to comfort man's distress.
Teach us delight in simple things,
And mirth that has no bitter springs;
Forgiveness free of evil done
And love to all men 'neath the sun.
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Er, what's the good of being grown up if you can't be childish?
------------------------------------------------------------------ Toby Kwan --
----------------------------------------------------------- DBS '88 MIT '93 --
---------------------------------------------------- montreal@athena.mit.edu --
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rlcarr (Rich Carreiro):
I say that if the perps of the PC Cyborg trojan are ever found,
they should be forced to rewrite SysV in compiled Microsoft BASIC.
After having to stand trial before a PC network, of course.
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
-Henry David Thoreau
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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):
Zippy sez:
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE --
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tmgreen (Thomas M Green):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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