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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Dec 13 01:47:35 1989

Date: Wed, 13 Dec 89 01:49:42 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU


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aaleigh (Angela A Leigh):

To sleep, perchance to dream...


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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):

In the TeXbook, Chapter 20, p. 205, Knuth is discussing the rules of
macro expansion.  On the results of forgetting a } or adding an extra
{ in a definition:

"... a mistyped argument is unending, like so many arguments in real
life (sigh); so TeX would have to ..."


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castor (Carlos A. Rabell):

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edyamp (Ed Yampratoom):

Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur.
        Whatever is said in latin sounds profound.


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joeday (Joseph C Lettieri):

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jtkohl (John T Kohl):

Kerberos V5 by the end of January (?!)


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lim (Kok-Kee Lim):

Become the first elected president of the small island.


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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):

If you wish to enjoy leisure, join the army.
				-- Prudent Polish Proverb


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pcg (Paul C Greenberg):

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wesommer (Bill Sommerfeld):

There is a seven year old boy in England who is in the
hospital with an inoperable tumor in his brain and 
backbone. His name is Craig Sherborne.

Craig's last wish is to enter the Guiness Book of Records as
the boy with the most "Blue Star" LSD-impregnated tattoos, 
which have begun appearing in local schoolyards, according
to a local police chief.  These may be identified by the
picture of a blue star, or of Mickey Mouse.

Craig was in the news recently when he was rescued at the
last minute in a kidnapping attempt at a local K-Mart.  His
frantic mother had scarcely noticed he was missing when she
notified security, who found the lad, his hair hacked off to
disguise his appearance, and wearing a dress, in the women's
room.  The unknown assailant escaped and is still at large. 
Craig was unable to call for help because of an unfortunate
mutilation suffered last Halloween when he bit into an apple
containing a concealed razor blade.  

Craig's spinal condition was discovered in the course of
surgery for an condition involving a gerbil.  The hospital
spokesperson did not elaborate further.  

Please send him a Blue Star tattoo at the following address.

    Craig Shergold
    17 Blighty Road
    Fringeontop, 
    Surrey
    IMA:: FIB!
    England


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