[2040] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Dec 9
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Dec 9 01:48:48 1989
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 89 01:50:28 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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celine (Who Drugged Thumper?):
Call me Endymion and release me, I'll shed this coil yet.
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fmgurney (Francie M Gurney):
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jtduran (Jason T. Duran):
6.002 SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Really Sucks
It Sucks
It Sucks sooooooooo BAddddddddddd
Lordy Lord is sucks..........
I've never even conceived of anything that sucks sooooooo bad
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
[From an old family recipe]
Pumpkin Bread:
3 cups sugar
1 cup corn oil
4 eggs
1 1lb can pumpkin
3 1/2 cups flour
1 t baking powder
2 t baking soda
1/2 t ground cloves
1 t cinnamon
1 t nutmeg
1 t allspice
Mix all together, pour into greased & floured pans. Bake at 175 C (350 F)
for 1 hour. Let cool {\em slightly} before removing from pans.
Makes 2 loaves.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Bleed him and purge him; if he dies, bury him.
-- Gruff Spanish Proverb
(Matt Groening)
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ngcalvin (Nathaniel G Calvin):
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robscjr (Robert S Cruikshank):
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rongut (Ron A Gut):
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was pemanently pissed!
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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shaft (Henry S. Haft):
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tytso (Theodore Y. Ts'o):
Disconnected, drifting, alone;
signals without
a ground.
Friends --- to help you
(sometimes unwittingly)
through
those stages.
What more can one ask?
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setenv TEDPATH x3-7788:x3-4261:x3-3791:x5-6389
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