[2034] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Dec 6
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Dec 6 01:46:19 1989
Date: Wed, 6 Dec 89 01:47:32 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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alin (Alin L D'Silva):
Alin L. D'Silva
Undergraduate Student
Email : alin@athena.mit.edu
alin@adam.mit.edu
alin%kelvin.dnet@rieman.mit.edu
s20063@mitvma.mit.edu
The best e-mail address to get me at is the first one. I'm not
sure if the second works.
Undergraduate life at MIT is hell!
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
You are in a maze of large, ugly, black pieces of metal, all different,
all called "Art at MIT."
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celine (Who Drugged Thumper?):
It's shorts weather folks! Everybody head for the beach!!!
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hoffmann (Ron M. Hoffmann):
So... if A/UX is Apple Unix
and HP/UX is Hewlett Packard Unix
is S/UX Sony Unix?
ps. One might note that Sun resisted the temptation.
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jab (Jason A Beardsley):
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright--we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright--we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.
-- Pink Floyd
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Talking Your Way Out of College
(Part VI)
Herbert F. Dalton Jr. of Middlebury College in Vermont tells of the
candidate from Hawaii who inscribed part of her application essay on a
coconut. The college, he says, sent her an acceptance letter attached
to a jug of maple syrup.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
Love or fire in your trousers is not easy to conceal.
-- Stylish Swedish Proverb
(Matt Groening)
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metcalf (Chris Metcalf):
Plan? Jeez...
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seisner (Stephen D Eisner):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
This is the first year in my life that I, a nice Jewish boy, will look
forward to Christmas. After all, Christmas is the Monday after finals.
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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):
Zippy sez:
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
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tompalka (Thomas M. Palka):
Candyman, hey, candyman...
All right everybody gather around!
The candyman is here,
What kind of candy you want,
sweet chocolate, chocolate ball candy
you can ask for anything you want.
You've come to the right man,
Because I'm the CANDYMAN!
Who can make the sunrise?
sweet to lick and view?
covered with chocolate and a miracle too?
The candyman, ooh, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cos he mixes
them with love and makes the world taste good.
Now who can make a rainbow?
Wrap it in a sigh?
Sink it in a sun and bake a groovy lemon pie?
The candyman, ooh, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cos he mixes
them with love and makes the world taste good.
Candyman bakes, everything he bakes
satisfying empty wishes,
Now you talk about your childhood wishes,
and you can even eat the dishes..
Who can take tomorrow?
Dip in a dream?
Separate the sour and collect up all the cream?
The candyman, ooh, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cos he mixes
them with love and makes the world taste good.
Candyman bakes, everything he bakes
satisfying empty wishes,
Now you talk about your childhood wishes,
and you can even eat the dishes..
The candyman, the candyman, the candyman...
Sammy Davis Jr.,
from Greatest Hits!
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