[1970] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Nov 14
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Nov 14 01:37:13 1989
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 89 01:39:01 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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edsp (Educational S Program):
Praxiteles? Never heard of him. (Her? It?)
Anyone have a copy of ``Handbook to Obscure Greek Names''?
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
-- Leo Tolstoy
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jldelcal:
to remain inconspicuous forever.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
After driving for 45 minutes at >60 mph, driving 30 really feels
slow....
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mbrad (Michael R Bradshaw):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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mokamura (Masamitsu Okamura):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rlcarr (Rich Carreiro):
A sad, sad day in Boston Celtic history:
Jerry "The Bigot" Falwell says in an SI article that he is a Celtics
fan. Time to start rooting for Detroit or LA, folks.
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
Quotes from old SIPB minutes:
Dan Morgan for membership. He is evil and decadent. ...
Memo to SIPB:
1). i want power.
2). i want to be like Pat.
3). i want greasy accounts.
4). having control over large sums of money turns me on.
5). they won't let me stay on 2West next year if I don't join SIPB.
6). i want to move into the office and sleep in the loft.
7). i want blood (like JR) [it was noted that JR has turned pacifist]
8). i want to further the ultimate goal of getting a 2West majority in the
SIPB.
9). i need somewhere to eat lunch during the day.
10). It would look good on my resume.
11). i just love doing all that neato paperwork.
12). Yum, yum! Ooh, those spaghetti dinners!
13). i like Chinese food.
14). i want to be registered on the Scribe project on mutlics [sic].
15). (see #8) and of course eventually 6 on the EC.
16). The sodas are 5| cheaper in the office than in machines.
17). peer pressure
18). Building 11 is a really convenient place to leave a backpack.
And Pat, etc. say i have to put the following or i won't get in:
19). i want to help ------ people.
20). i want to learn about computers.
new sipb fashion around campus. purple and orange. very (VERY) bizarre.
"Loft's don't smell, people smell"
We should change the office key and make the stu cen terminal room
match the new cylinder. (1983).
We should check to see that our phones got installed at the midway,
otherwise we are scrod by the telco strike.
RDZ and RK fought about blankets but they kissed and made up.
We are creating an office for WCS called treasurer in training (TIT).
Thats right, when he makes mistakes you can call him an ignorant boob.
Eventually, JIS will help put the rest of Athena on Chaosnet so people
won't have to use Charon for getting onto Chaosnet.
Saltzer will be a good influence probably.
BG got laser surgery and has large open wounds on the bottoms of his feet.
JR and Pat are fighting, Ramin too. They are beating up each other.
Henry, Cliff, Stan and Ken went to Mary Chung for dinner before the
meeting. (11/18/85).
Our esteemed and exalted present vice chairman had earlier expressed the
desire to be attending and mayhap even participating in the activites. There
were two reasons which, although not expressly voiced was evident to all as
the default reasons. 1) Stan, being an upright and conscientious public
officer was chary of compromising his duties as vice_chariman. 2) Stan is
also such an excellent athelete with such a plethora of finely tones muscles
that to compete against mere college student amatuers would be ungentlemanly
and unseemly. N.B. These two reasons are not necessarily in order of
importance.
By stating the following fact in as obtuse and circumloquatious manner as
possible it is the sincere, if frivolous, wish of this secretary, and perhaps
other members at large, that contained under this above heading of "Othere
Othere" there resides more textual information and misinformation than in the
sum of all other headings in their totality combined. Glancing casually over
the previous precedings herein recorded it appears that the possibility
mentioned above is indeed a veracity.
Chairman will eat 3,120 peking raviolis this year.
JIS said chaos would be fixed by this week. It's not.
Almost the end of Chairman. (Pop gun fighting ensues in which the
chairman takes some losses.) Vice chair evidently desires a higher title.
[ Stan demonstrated his inability to use single-shot dart guns ]
Stan's Teddie:
pww: "Stan would look disgusting in a teddie"
ambar was discussing this topic at dinner.
for those people who are illiterate, a teddie is a name for some forms of
womens' lingerie.
a moment of silence for balamac who is stuck in a place where there are
nothing but vms's
Credits for Joseph & Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat included the line:
"Project Athena: reliability is our middle name"
Stan's homedir on System-M grew a gate into ring zero.
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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):
Zippy sez:
UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S
having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha.
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tjcoppet (Tom Coppeto):
I never dreamed I could cry so hard
That ain't like a man
I could fly like a bird somedays
Had a place where I could land
I never knew love like poison
That burned like a fire
All I ever wanted was a reason
To drown in your eyes
I never knew sleep so restless
Empty arms so cold
That's not the way it's supposed to be
It ain't the spell I was sold
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