[1915] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Oct 31
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Oct 31 01:40:05 1989
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 89 01:40:52 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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bamoran (Bradley A Moran):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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celine (Who Drugged Thumper?):
Life is a joke... the punchline is death.
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
Let's start a war!
Excerpt from "Let's Start a War" by Fear,
off the soundtrack of Repo Man
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ddgarcia (Daniel D Garcia):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
>>There's a sign near my desk that says "Eradicate DOS in your lifetime."
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
After Robin Hood died, Friar Tuck decided to buy a flower shop. But
just a week after opening he discovered that some of his plants were wilting
because of a bad ventilation job. So he asked his best friend, George, to
put new vents in for him. George fixed the problem in about an hour, and
charged the friar five dollars. But another week later the friar was
discouraged to find even more flowers wilting. So he asked another friend,
Tom, to re-ventilate the shop. Tom worked all day on the shop's ventilation
system, but alas, one more week later, Friar Tuck saw that nearly all of his
beautiful greenery was now ugly brownery. So finally he called his cousin's
best friend's uncle, Hugh, to install new vents. Hugh spent over 3 days on
the job, carefully placing ductwork all over and putting in new blowers and
filters. He charged the friar an arm and a leg, but it was worth it, because
in no time at all, the flowers in the shop were again healthy and bright.
Which just shows to go you,
Hugh, and only Hugh, can re-vent florist friars.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
It figures that after 10 nice days, the weather is expected to change to
rain for Hallowe'en. New England strikes again.
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paul (Paul Boutin):
So I *finally* made a Devo screensaver, and now it's the fucking 90's.
Missed the boat again....
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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):
From some mail I sent :
All these problems were predictable early on. But I've been
trying to deal with them via the hacker's New Age approach, which I call
Transcendental Computation. It involves, as befits its name, a lot of
chanting of a mantra. In this case the mantra "It's <name deleted>'s problem".
I chant it many times when frustration mounts. I find it does indeed
lower my blood pressure.
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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):
Zippy sez:
My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE
in upstate New York!!
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swmpthng (Tim Stellmach):
Cross references:
1. pony
1. horse \'ho.(*)rs\ n or hors.es also horse [ME hors, fr. OE; akin to OHG
hros horse] pl 1a: a large solid-hoofed herbivorous mammal (Equus
caballus, family Equidae, the horse family) domesticated by man since a
prehistoric period and used as a beast of burden, a draft animal, or for
riding 1b: a male horse : STALLION; also : a gelding as distinguished from
an entire male 1c: a frame usu. with legs used for supporting something a
gymnastic apparatus shaped something like the body of a small horse pl
horse 3: CAVALRY 4: a mass of the same geological character as the wall
rock occurring within a vein 5: HORSEPOWER : from the original source -
from the horse's mouth
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