[1900] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Oct 26
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Thu Oct 26 01:42:16 1989
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 89 01:42:27 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Whatever you do,
D O N ' T D R I N K T H E T E A ! ! !
Stay tuned for further warnings.
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cjsmith (CarolYN J Smith):
BAROQUE RECITAL
Recorder, Flute, Harpsichord
Music by:
Quantz, C.P.E. Bach, Loeillet, Handel,
Telemann, J.S.Bach
Sunday, October 29 3PM
Longy School of Music, Wolfinson Recital Room
Admission is free
Longy is located on Mass. Ave. between Harvard Square and Porter Square.
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
"if you want to drive from the east coast to the west coast non-stop..."
1) thermos
1/2) thermosfull of coffee
1/2) thermosfull of Coke (real stuff, with caffeine...)
Add coffee and Coke to thermos. Drink when you really need it (you
won't be willing to otherwise.) Don't try this at home, kids. These
are trained truck drivers doing this stuff.
Caffeine: Better living through Stimulants...
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fxzane (Francis X Zane):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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geo (George W Adamson):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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jcbourne (Juliet C Bourne):
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jfargas (Josep Fargas):
Going home soon... I plan to party
Where is the party?
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Out in the Old West, in a dingy, two-bit town, there was a bar,
built of a few pieces of wood and a couple sheets. A dog came in one
hot, dusty afternoon and asked for a beer. After the bartender got
over his surprise, he yelled, "Get out of here, we don't serve your
kind!"
"Not till I get some rye."
"Get out of here now!"
"No way, I want my drink."
The bartender pulled out a rifle and shot the dog in the leg. The
dog limped out, bleeding all over the place.
A couple days later the door swings open, and there's the dog,
dressed in a black vest, a big ten-gallon hat, and two pearl-handled
pistols.
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
<under construction, ask again in a few years>
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
"I worked at a fire hydrant plant, but they wouldn't let me park
anywhere *near* the place!"
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roscoe (Alice Lapierre):
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shreck (Thomas E Manshreck):
To graduate before Gringo
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tompalka (Thomas M. Palka):
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
HEY!!! You better have a good reason for reading this, unless you just like
fingering... I'm must not be on the system (working on my 6.001, probably),
otherwise you WOULD have written me directly. Anyways, I do like receiving
e-mail... (hint hint, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)
Just remember:
"We're doing television here, not brain surgery!"
-David Letterman
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