[1656] in Central_America
New quotes for Thu Jul 20
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Thu Jul 20 01:35:11 1989
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 89 01:34:50 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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artemis (Michelle R Dick):
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Would you like to go out?"
"How about a kiss?"
"Do you like me?"
For years, scientists and engineers have been searching for the answers
to these questions. Invariably, the answer is no.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
My address and phone number at home can be found in ~jik/.sig, if you
really need to reach me.
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A foreman at a construction site looked up an saw one of his men
swinging from some electrical wires saying, "Whee, I'm a lightbulb."
The foreman yelled to the worker, "Kowalski, you could kill yourself!
When I get back from lunch, I expect you to be back to work."
The foreman came back from lunch and saw Kowalski still swinging
happily from the electrical wires, "Whee, I'm a light bulb."
The foreman had had it. He took the elevator up and told Kowalski
that he was fired. On his way down, the foreman looked over and saw
the little Italian carpenter packing his tools. He asked, "Guiseppi,
where do you think you are going?"
"What, you think ima crazy, work with no light?"
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
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