[1647] in Central_America
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sun Jul 16 01:33:09 1989
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 89 01:33:57 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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raeburn (Ken Raeburn):
Hello.
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tjcoppet (Tom Coppeto):
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vanharen (Christopher J VanHaren):
President Bush's Top Ten Gaffes While In Europe
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10. Addressed heads of lesser-developed nations in baby talk.
9. When presented with vintage camembert commented "Phew! What died?"
8. Ill-conceived speech to French military command: "We bailed out
your sorry butts."
7. Tried to go into Hungarian 7-11 without shirt or shoes.
6. Gave away ending of "Ghostbusters II" to Lech Walesa.
5. Remarked to Bulgarian Minister "You people sure turn out some good
carnival acts."
4. Asked curator at the Louvre "Where's the pictures of the naked broads?"
3. Accidentally told other world leaders that Quayle is vice president.
2. Washed out his shorts in the bidet.
and the number one President Bush gaffe while in Europe:
1. Loudly announcing everywhere he went "Ich bin ein Batman."
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