[1561] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Jun 17
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Jun 17 01:29:10 1989
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 89 01:32:08 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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djconnel (Daniel J Connelly):
If you find this plan, please return it to:
djconnel@caf.mit.edu
djconnel@jbaker.mit.edu
or
djconnel@caf2.mit.edu
Thanks,
Dan
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lwvanels (Lucien Van Elsen):
DETERIORATA
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice -- even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss -- and when.
Remember that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on `HOLD'.
Do not walk in the sea of many souls,
for you shall get your feet wet.
And don't let the sands of time get in your lunch.
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe...
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not, the universe
Is laughing behind your back.
--- End of Central America ---