[1496] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue May 16
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue May 16 01:39:17 1989
Date: Tue, 16 May 89 01:39:53 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
This is a story about a bus. Now, it just so happens that this bus
picks up the same people every day; and, as it turns out, this bus
drives down Sesame Street.
The first two people picked up by the bus every day are these two
tremendously fat people. These two people are so fat that if they
both sit in the back of the bus, the front flies up in the air; if
they both sit in the front, the back flies up; and if they both sit in
the middle, the axles break. So, they seat themselves apart.
The next person the bus picks up is Special Ross. The reason Special
Ross is Special is because he can only remember to do one thing every
day, and that is get on the bus. Everyone has to tell him what to do
all day long.
The last person the bus picks up (there isn't a large call for busses
on Sesame Street) is called Lester Reeves. Now, it so happens that
Lester Reeves has a bunion problem with his feet.
Lester Reeves doesn't like Special Ross, so he takes off his shoes,
picks skin from his toes, and flicks it at him. The two fat people,
however, do like Special Ross, so they always pound on Lester. With
alll this comotion, of course, the bus swerves all over the road. One
one particular day, two people are standing on the side of the road,
one of them visiting Sesame Street. Observing the swerving bus, he
inquires "What the hell is *THAT*?" to which the other replies:
"Oh, that is our Big Mac bus. Two obeese fatties, Special Ross,
Lester Reeves flicking bunions, all on a Sesame Street bus."
(I've been telling this joke since elementary school; in 5th grade
everyone loved it.)
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
In the silence of a roped-off mind, a clock ticks, scattering dust.
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
There are too many terminals in W20 now.
The place feels like the inside of a sardine can (ie,
a New York subway).
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dlevans (David L Evans):
My plan to save the world, its really very simple,
First pay attention to every little thing,
A raindrop, a teardrop, a sigh, some sudden pain;
Then begin to feel them, like storms of youthful fright,
and stand amidst their torment, with bearing strong and tight.
Do not love or hate them, like fickle men with fright.
Simply be those feelings, and feel them with your might.
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epeisach (Ezra Peisach):
I'm graduating!!!!
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hyland (Timothy W. Hyland):
Ham, ham, ham.
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jh (Joseph Harrington):
12.114 PS5 + solutions
12.114 Quiz 3 + solutions
12.114 Grades
12.131 PS2
12.633 SL Report
12.633 HBH Runs
12.633 HBH Report
Registration
...and that's all, folks!
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Caution: Thermostellar device
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
If you see the rabid child, say "hammer down" for me...
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
diff -bwi scribe.6-1600/database/acr10c.typ scribe.7-1700/database/acr10c.typ
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rosencra (John Buck):
"I gnawing on the knowledge
I've already been burned.
I'm learning things now
I should have already learned."
-"I Held Her In My Arms",Violent Femmes,
_The Blind Leading The Naked_
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