[1490] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat May 13
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat May 13 01:32:53 1989
Date: Sat, 13 May 89 01:33:15 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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blade (Edward M. Lee):
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plan: to retire when I'm 28
plan: to take over the world
goal: to succeed in my plan
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nickname: blade
nickname: emily (Edward M. Lee -> E.M.LEE -> EMILY GET IT?!!!)
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car: black '87 escort
car: red '86 testarossa
radar detector: cincinnati microwave's passport
points: 8 (as of 12/88)
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sport: fencing
sport: lacrosse
sport: riding
sport: soccer
sport: ultimate
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pants size: 32 x 30
shirt size: 14 1/2 collar, 32 1/2 sleeves
shoe size: 8 1/2
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birthday: 9/15/70
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dog: collie, white,
ketty taillefer lee,
9/18/68 - 6/13/73
dog: german shepherd, black and white,
rocky taillefer lee,
9/15/76 - 12/24/88
dog: doberman pinscher, black and brown,
barnaby taillefer lee,
5/12/87 -
dog: rottweiler, black and brown,
bam-bam taillefer lee,
9/15/88 -
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country: brazil
country: canada
country: colombia
country: egypt
country: france
country: japan
country: mexico
country: new zealand
country: saudi arabia
country: south korea
country: united states
country: venezuela
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injury: '73 tore off most of right thumb, got it back though
injury: '75-'86 broke 7 fingers 9 times
injury: '76 cracked ribs
injury: '78 fractured both legs
injury: '84 tore ligament in right foot
injury: '86 broke right collar bone in three different spots
injury: '86 tore ligament in right foot
injury: '88 tore ligament in right foot
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coductor: Andre Previn
orchestra: Royal Philharmonic
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music: Everything EXCEPT reggae because when I was young, my
parents and I vacationed in Puerto Rico. It was
awesome except that for 5 nights I didn't get any
sleep because of that aweful reggae boom-boom stuff.
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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):
If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you!
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epeisach (Ezra Peisach):
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die
Had he but known such _ a-squared cos 2(phi)!
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
A plane is flying over the Atlantic. Suddenly they hit some
turbulance, and the plane starts to become unmanagable. The pilot
comes on the intercom and says, "Please remain calm everyone, its just
a little turbulance, and soon it will over". They continue shaking
and swaying, and the turbulance gets worse. Many people are airsick.
The Plane starts to oscillate badly, side to side, up and down. The
captain comes on the intercom and says "I'm afraid we'll have to
attempt a crash landing folks, the plane is too unstable to handle!"
Suddenly an engineer jumps up and yells "Don't panic! Are there any
Polish people aboard?" Sure enough there is a large Polish family
aboard. "Quick, all you people move over to the left hand side of the
plane!" The family moves over and the plane stablizes. The captain
comes out and says, "Hey, thats amazing, why did the plane calm down
like that when you moved the family over to that side of the plane?".
The engineer replies "Everybody knows that a system is stable only if
all the poles are on the left hand side of the plane!"
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jtduran (Jason T. Duran):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Welcome to the House of Marcus Lycus.
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