[1486] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed May 10
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed May 10 01:36:56 1989
Date: Wed, 10 May 89 01:36:58 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
august (fc's cadet):
( )
( ! ! )
( \/ )
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
10 points to anyone who tells me the name/author of the following
song. Be warned: the obvious answer is wrong.
On the side of a hill in a land called Somewhere
A little boy lies asleep in the earth
While down in the valley a cruel war wages
And people forget what a child's life is worth.
On the side of a hill a little boy sleeps
And waters the grave with his silvery tears.
While a solider cleans and polishes a gun
That ended a life at the age of seven years.
So the war wages on in the land called Somewhere
And generals order their men to kill
And to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten
While a little child sleeps on the side of a hill.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
capsalad (Dave Schulman):
Putting the entire U.S. Constitution into 'rap' form
and shipping the resultant atrocity to George Bush.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
carla (Carla Jim Fermann):
!MUNCH! You're robot food!
Caution: Filling is Hot!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
cheshire (Mary Vogt):
too many languages
not enough words
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
dlarias (Don Pepe):
MIAMISAURUS: n. 1. A Biscayne Bay creature with an affinity for sunshine,
expensive cars, luxury yachts and dolphins. 2. Any Southern
Florida beast in love with Miami and Miami Beach. 3. A Dade
County animal surrounded by the Orange Bowl, jai-alai,
tropical gardens, race tracks, art deco buildings and coconut
groves. 4. Any creature immune to traffic jams, growing
population, high temperatures and tourists. 5. Someone who
doesn't turn red after two hours of sun in Boston...
What kind of a harebrained, idiotic, malapropistic,
teleklutzistic rear end of a diseased Bactrian
Camel are you anyway?
-- I.A.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
jh (Joseph Harrington):
The life you lead should be your own.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Sniglet of the Day:
NOMOR
(no' mor)
n. The red slash and circle that is the symbol of Universal Hatred.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
lwvanels (Lucien Van Elsen):
Government's handling of a difficult matter by appointing a Commission
of Enquiry is just like a person going to the toilet -- there is a
sitting, a report, and then the matter is dropped!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
shanzer (Michael S. Shanzer):
Dr. Nuclear Death and the Wombats of Destiny
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
Vampires are rarely on time.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
sundaram (Suresh Sundaram):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
zaphod (Robert A. Lawler):
I got a rock.
--- End of Central America ---
