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New quotes for Tue May 9
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue May 9 01:36:23 1989
Date: Tue, 9 May 89 01:36:15 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
OK, I'll sign up, but you've got to promise not to collect!
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cheshire (Mary Vogt):
no such day as tomorrow, only
1-2-3 go!
Time time, got the time tick ticking in my head
Time time, got the time tick ticking in my head
Time time, got the time tick ticking in my head!
"Got The Time," Joe Jackson
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dlarias (Don Pepe):
What kind of an harebrained, idiotic, malapropistic,
teleklutzistic rear end of a diseased Bactrian
Camel are you anyway?
-- I.A.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Article 1007 of rec.humor.funny:
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From: gmw1@cunixd.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Londoners' work ethic
Keywords: true, smirk
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When I was in London several months ago, I was staying in a hotel that is
well known for its great service. Anyway, we got back from the theater one
night at around 12:30 AM, and we decided to call for a little tea and apple
pie. So anyay, we phoned down for it, and an hour passed and it still had
not come.
I phoned down again and asked when the apple pie might be here. The response
was:
"Oh, we beg your pardon sir, it's just leaving the kitchen now. It should be
up to your room momentarily."
To that, I asked, "But I ordered it an hour ago. What took so long? What
were you doing, baking it?"
"Yes, sir."
I put the phone down.
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Gabe Wiener -- Columbia University
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Seen on rec.arts.startrek:
"How long has Troi been a Betazoid, and when will the testing on her
be done so she can be a Zoid?"
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lwvanels (Lucien Van Elsen):
Q: How many Monty Python fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eleven. One to say that it is an ex-bulb and it is no more. Another
to claim that it's resting. One to put a paper bag on his head at the
mention of the word lightbulb. Another to say that he didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition. Three to burst in and say that their main
weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless electricity. Another to have
his head nailed to the lightbulb. Finally, one to do a silly walk,
one to say "And now for something completely different...", and one
to change the bulb.
Q: How many theoretical computer scientists does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A: One, who fetches eleven Monty Python fans, thereby reducing the
problem to an earlier joke.
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marc (Marc Horowitz):
This is a random .plan file
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jis (Jeffrey I. Schiller):
Ha! And I bet you thought this was Jeff's plan file!
Try again!
(Take it as a joke, jeff ;-)
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nrp (Niki R Pantelias):
"Well did you borrow the soul
The soul that you sell now?
What does your conscience tell you?"
-- Indigo Girls
"Tried to be True"
(guess what album *I* bought recently?)
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rlcarr (Rich Carreiro):
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu - when you're tired of the lesser of two evils.
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rosencra (John Buck):
"When it comes to all night living..."
- "You Better You Bet", The Who, _Face Dances_
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smamros (Shawn Mamros):
it can be done.
it should be done.
it shall be done.
... tomorrow.
-- sign in Course VI graduate office
Today is tomorrow.
-- my thoughts after seeing the sign
Monday, May 8, 1989, 2:11 PM
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
We have SRB separation.
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