[1477] in Central_America
New quotes for Mon May 8
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Mon May 8 01:37:51 1989
Date: Mon, 8 May 89 01:37:46 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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aaron (Aaron A. Goodisman):
It's hard to soar with eagles when you're a crustacean.
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
Nothing to report.
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
As usual, the weather refused to rain on Steer Roast, and was
decidedly nice this weekend.
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
Reconstructed conversation in the planning offices of the sinister (oh
yes!) Walk for Hunger:
Hey, the Harvard Bridge is half-closed this year.
Yes, if we schedule our "charity" event across it, we can
completely sever all bicycle and pedestrian traffic heading towards
Cambridge.
Imagine the chaos! Hee hee hee hee...
Next year, we can wind it across ALL Boston/Cambridge bridges!
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krishna ( ???):
WARNING
This plan under construction. People reading this must be equipped
with strange minds and strong stomachs.
Meta-x yow!
Scene 2:
Scotty: ...an' if ya ever try ta do that again, I'll take ya by yur
bloody hair and send ya into space and torp' you, ya little...
[Kirk enters]
Scotty: Captin'! Thank God yur here!
Kirk: What happened?
Scotty: Well, this little brat came down here an' used this here device
ta make it sound like your voice, tellin me to come up to the
bridge. When I found out you were in sickbay and that Wesley was going
ta meet me, I ran back here but Wesley locked the Engineering doors.
It took me a good two minutes to reprogram the computer to override
Wesley's practical joke.
Wes: I'm sorry, but gee, it was fun!
Kirk: Take it easy Scotty. He really meant no harm.
Scotty: Aye Captin, but the little bugger better watch his step, or I
might use the transporter to get rid of his brain.
-Seth Meyer
-Thoughts on the ST:TNG
BATMAN:
THE
DARK
KNIGHT
RETURNS
...following these messages...
PS [sic] Isn't there *anyone* on the MIT campus who knows how to correctly
pronounce "Ingres" ?
Philosophy of Life (of the day):
It's all bullshit.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
-- Mickey Mouse
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lavin (Anne R LaVin):
For centuries, nirvana was forbidden to cats
because they had committed a grievous sin:
when Buddha entered nirvana and all the animals
on earth were commanded to watch and bear witness,
the cats fell asleep.
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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):
Uncensored xpix returns!
It is now living on frumious-bandersnatch.mit.edu (18.62.0.51).
This is a PRIVATE workstation, so please do not flame Athena.
To get access, type the following:
attach -n -m /mit/XPIX -e bander:/site/xpix
cd /mit/XPIX
Then read the various information files.
Grab copies of any files you want NOW! I have no idea how long
this version of the collection will exist. The workstation
changes administrative control on July 1.
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
Roger, go with throttle up.
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tytso (Theodore Y. Ts'o):
"Standards are like motherhood: They should not come too soon, and there
should be an identifiable father." [CAPT John Nichols, USN, 1968]
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setenv TEDPATH x3-7788:x3-4261:x5-6367:x3-7787
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