[1472] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat May 6
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat May 6 01:34:28 1989
Date: Sat, 6 May 89 01:33:58 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Adam Weishaupt):
Hey! It's steer roast weekend!
You know what that means... drugs, sex, rock and roll!
Well, that's the spirit, anyway.
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
34805
Well, that should stand up for, oh, 3 or 4 hours....
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mhcoen (Michael H. Coen):
Prof. X:
The Laplace transforms must be calculated and positioned with
great precision. I don't have to tell you what the alternatives are do
I?
Student Y:
I guess one alternative would be to calculate and precision the
Laplace transforms with reckless abandon.
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mugambo (shippert (some call me 'tim')):
Ahem.
Cows be blue,
Blud be red,
I hate yo gutz,
So you be ded.
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vanharen (Christopher J VanHaren):
Top Ten Least Popular Chicago Tourist Attractions
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10. Sears Tower Sidewalk Spit Target
9. Stuff-stuck-to-the-bottom-of-the-seats-at-Wrigley-Field Museum
8. Shop where Bryant bought his first suit
7. You-give-Don-Zimmer-a-Spongebath
6. Museum of Science & Industry exhibit: "The Visible Ebert"
5. Jane Byrne's Jello Wrestling Arena
4. The Harry Caray Dance Troup
3. Mike Ditka's Hall of Groin Pulls
2. Six Flags over Wacker
And the number one Least Popular Chicago Tourist Attraction...
1. The Grand Ole Oprah
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