[1439] in Central_America
New quotes for Sun Apr 23
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sun Apr 23 01:30:33 1989
Date: Sun, 23 Apr 89 01:30:16 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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adbuckth (Athena D. Buckthought):
Mary had a little lamb,
Her fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Her lamb was sure to go.
She followed her to school one day,
So Mary shot her dead.
So now she carries her lamb with her,
Between two slices of bread.
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
Understanding The World According to Crystalline Deposits.
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epeisach (Ezra Peisach):
The Xserver bugs:
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
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jab (Jason A Beardsley):
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright--we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.
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opus (Mr. P. Opus):
Despard: Excuse me, I'm a virtuous person now.
Rose: That's why I wed you!
Despard: So I to Margaret must keep my vow!
Margaret: Have I misread you?
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rosencra (Raoul Duke):
"They say that love often passes in a second"
- "A Little is Enough", Peter Townshend, "All the Best Cowboys.."
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sed (Scott E Decatur):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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smamros (Shawn Mamros):
Thesis is on the home stretch. Just a few more signatures to go...
Now if only somebody will give me a job...
(why oh WHY did DEC have to go into a hiring freeze THIS YEAR???)
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swmpthng (Timothy J Stellmach):
Is anyone else getting sick of
being nagged at to read the
entire 2-billion-page life's
work of Ayn Rand?
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