[1266] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Feb 11
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Feb 11 01:28:17 1989
Date: Sat, 11 Feb 89 01:28:06 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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ambar (Jean Marie Diaz):
Who knows how to make love stay?
1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in
Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It
will stay.
2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn
the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides.
Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic
language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a
mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.
3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire.
Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and
assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love
will be there in the morning.
_Still Life With Woodpecker_
Tom Robbins
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dkk (David K Krikorian):
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
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gjblack (Greg Black):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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rfrench (Robert S. French):
Gone skiing in New Hampshire! Back Sunday...
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