[1260] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Feb 8
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Feb 8 01:24:06 1989
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 89 01:27:00 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
akagerry (Michael G. Larivee):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
chapp (Spike):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
My sister got engaged last night!
Ack!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
needle (Zanzibar B. McFate):
``Aye,'' said Legolam, ``the river is under a spell, for it is named
after the fair elf-maid Nesselrode who had the hots for Menthol, God of
After-Dinner Drinks. But the evil Oxydol, Goddess of Quick Tricks
and Small Slams, appeared to her in the shape of a five-iron and told
her that Menthol was two-timing with with the Princess Phisohex,
daughter of King Sano. At this, Nesselrode became wroth and swore
a great oath to kick Phisohex in the gut and to get her mother, Cinerama,
Goddess of Short-Term Loans, to turn Menthol into an erector set. But
Menthol got wind of the plot and came to Nesselrode in the guise of a
refrigerator, turned her into a river, and went west to sell encyclopedias.
Even now, in the spring, the river cries, `Menthol, Menthol, you are
one wazoo. One day I'm the elf next door and then _poof_ I'm a river.
You stink.' And the wind answers, `Phooey.' ''
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
nrp (Niki R Pantelias):
"Does it have a property tattoo?"
--- End of Central America ---
