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New quotes for Tue Jan 31
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Jan 31 01:29:25 1989
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 89 01:31:46 EST
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Article 863 (1 more) in rec.humor.funny (moderated):
From: rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com (Rich Salz)
Subject: Decline of the Romans
Keywords: smirk
Message-ID: <2682@looking.UUCP>
Date: 26 Jan 89 11:30:03 GMT
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>From Mark Brader's <msb@sq.com> .signature:
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs." -- Robert Firth
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time. Try to wait.
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lwvanels (Lucien Van Elsen):
We reach out a hand,
and it is slapped
We reach out a heart,
and it is broken
We reach out our soul,
and it is stepped on
With each happening
we grow colder,
darker
more frightened
No longer do we see the joy
in a leaf falling
in a cloud
in the boats passing by
The child dies.....
or so we think...
So we no longer reach out a hand
reach out a heart
reach out a soul
and the child weeps silently
Then a hand touches ours
a heart mends ours
a soul brushed ours clean
the child laughs...
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
The principles for living which the household Rivendell has adopted:
1) If you can't stand solitude, perhaps you bore others too. (taken
from Mark Twain)
2) If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else is going to do it for
you, and you're not going to enjoy it nearly as much.
3) A mindfuck is a terrible thing to waste.
4) Nothing exceeds like excess.
5) Dessert is the most important meal of the day.
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ognastov (Ognen J Nastov):
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
Off to San Diego to have fun, and discuss stuff.
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