[1200] in Central_America
New quotes for Sun Jan 8
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sun Jan 8 01:29:41 1989
Date: Sun, 8 Jan 89 01:34:06 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
IAP Breaks the Dull Barrier?
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cheshire (Mary Vogt):
Everybody's playing the game
But nobody's rules are the same
Nobody's on nobody's side
Better learn to go it alone
Recognize you're out on your own
Nobody's on nobody's side
...
Never make a promise or plan
Take a little love where you can
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay too long in your bed
Never lose your heart, use your head
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never take a stranger's advice
Never let a friend fool you twice
Nobody's on nobody's side
Everybody's playing the game
But nobody's rules are the same
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never leave a moment too soon
Never waste a hot afternoon
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never stay a minute too long
Don't forget the best will go wrong
Nobody's on nobody's side
Never be the first to believe
Never be the last to deceive
Nobody's on nobody's side
"Nobody's Side," from _Chess_
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cpc (Christopher P. Colby):
My life closed twice before its close;
It yet remains to see
If Immortality unveil
A third event to me,
So huge, so hopeless to conceive,
As these that twice befell.
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickenson
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datuv (Laura F Finkelstein):
--What do you do when real life exceeds your wildest dreams?
-Keep it to yourself.
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dschmidt (Dan Schmidt):
The process that led to the decision to kill Chuck Burgoyne, who for the first
week of his visit had proved the perfect houseguest, began on the Sunday when,
though he had promised to prepare breakfast for all (he was a superb cook),
he had not yet appeared in the kitchen by half past noon.
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
From the front of the T-shirt you may never see me wear again:
HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM
(IDIOT PROOF INSTRUCTIONS)
First check that you have a willy
Make sure willy is NOT in a droopy, sloppy position.
(Test: Try hanging your coat on it.)
Roll condom onto willy. (Ladies with long fingernails
please note: this is a sensitive area.)
WELL DONE! YOU'VE GOT IT ON!
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?
HOW TO REMOVE A CONDOM
METHOD 1 Wait for 30 minutes until the damn thing falls off.
METHOD 2 Throw a bucket of water over yourself.
METHOD 3 Squat down. Put soggy end under your foot. Stand up
sharply.
METHOD 4 Entice the dog into a game of 'DOG-PULL'
METHOD 5 Throw a bucket of water over the dog.
METHOD 6 Carefully slash away at the condom with a cut throat razor
(Note: *Real* men do it blind fold!)
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
It's another Tequila Sunrise,
staring slowly cross the sky,
said goodbye.
He was just a hired hand,
working on the dreams he planned to try,
the days go by.
Every night when the sun goes down,
just another lonely boy in town,
and she's out running 'round.
She wasn't just another woman,
Anna couldn't keep from comin' on,
been so long.
Whoa, and it's a hollow feelin',
when it comes down to dealing friends,
it never ends.
Take another shot of courage,
wonder why the right words never come,
you just get numb.
It's another Tequila Sunrise,
this old world still looks the same,
another friend.
_Tequila Sunrise_, The Eagles, "Their Greatest Hits"
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rosencra (John R Buck):
Sometimes I wonder if I'm living in a strange land.
Glad you want to be my friend
When I feel like a juggler running out of hands.
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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):
"I hope you die of a debilitating brain aneurysm, you freak!"
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tmdonahu (Terence M Donahue):
Wasting time is an important part of living.
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