[1147] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Dec 14
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Dec 14 01:44:57 1988
Date: Wed, 14 Dec 88 01:46:14 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
I don't want to, I don't have to, I'm not going to, you can't make me
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Seen in rec.humor.funny:
By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who
He's gonna ice
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
Don't give him any trouble
He'll blow you right away
Don't give him any cause to shoot
Or you'll make his Christmas Day
Oh, you better believe
He's packing a rod
No coal in your stocking
Just lead in your bod
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He doesn't want cookies
Or none of that crud
He doesn't want milk
What he wants is your blood
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
He doesn't trust nobody
Shot all his reindeer dead
Thought Dancer was a sissy
And thought Rudoulph was a red
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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(c) 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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paul (Paul Boutin):
Oh boy, a Christmas card from Relational Technology...
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rosencra (John R Buck):
No time at all.
No time this time.
- The Police, "No Time This Time"
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Kill them. All.
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stokely (Stokely):
Hi there!
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syliao (Stan Y Liao):
To make everything work that doesn't work.
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tambipi (Deborah L Kuchnir):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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vrt (Mark D. Virtue):
Look! like i told you before, it doesnt
matter where it's at! there's no such
thing. it's where it's not at that you
gotta know. so what if tony married his
mother! what's it got to do with your life?
i really have no idea why youre so unhappy.
perhaps you ought to change your line of
work. you know. like how long can someone
of your caliber continue to paint pencil
sharpners...see you next summer, good to
know youre off the wagon.
prematurely yours,
Funka
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wchuang (William Chuang):
Trying to get my life in order, it's so screwed up right now, but things
are getting at least slightly organized and resolved. I'm still fallen,
you could say, maybe I'll get over it. Took a lot of time out to get it
all off of my chest... and there's still more, there's always more...
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wisner (Bill Wisner):
"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!"
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