[1047] in Central_America
New quotes for Wed Nov 9
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Wed Nov 9 01:29:16 1988
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 88 01:29:35 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Plan: To recover from the flu by opening night (this Friday).
Being sick stinks! Being sick prod week stinks twice as much!
Ah, well, a policeman's lot is not an 'appy one.
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
O won't you drop me in a pot of hot glee?
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carla (Carla Jo Fermann):
Please, it's couGers!
That was funny, Ken!!!
Basket, for two
We will outscore you
B A S
K E T
Basket, for 2
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celine (Adam Weishaupt):
A friend sent me some zippy quotes generated from a insult-like program
at Berkeley. I've included them for your viewing pleasure...
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
ONE: I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
TWO: I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE
ORCHESTRA... ha.. ha..
Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?
I'm having an emotional outburst!!
.. over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting..
.. the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
Hmmm.. a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT
by a TROLLEY-CAR..
Well, O.K. I'll compromise with my principles because of
EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR!
I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES
of smug and wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS..
I'm having a tax-deductible experience! I need an energy crunch!!
I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf?
I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
Now that I have my ``APPLE,'' I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
and a BIG WRENCH!!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT... ...or...I...um... WHERE'S the
WASHING MACHINES?
Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
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Has it ever occured to anyone that in enjoying a sucker, one is mostly
swallowing flavored spit? I contemplated this while enjoying a tootsie-pop.
On a more base note...
George Bush won the election. You read it here first (maybe not).
You may begin praying now...
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elsj (John E Elsbree):
Four more years? Please, not again! Sigh.
They tell me Canada is a nice place.
Think of it this way: only 1533 more days!
Thank God we have a Democratic Congress to (hopefully) keep this guy in
balance.
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hyland (Timothy W. Hyland):
dance little sister
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
It's nice to know that the mudslinging campaign is finally over.
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
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paul (Paul Boutin):
Please don't kill yourself. After four years of Bush administration,
we'll need you ....
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quixote (Daniel Tunkelang):
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tjcoppet (Tom Coppeto):
I'm not a yo-yo!
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wchuang (William Chuang):
huh? Yeah, Rob, like you say it could be "soooooo much worse..."
Sure. Given Murphy's Laws and all other such laws, you're probably
right, but all I have to say is "Sure. Yeah, right."
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no other wise man
could take the hurt like you do
ooh the pain like you
putting on a brave face
but it gets to you somehow
ooh gets through somehow
you hold your head in your hands
and the weight of the world on your shoulders
... Erasure
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I think not, therefore I am not. (so what if it's not logical?)
Rob, I hate it when you start spouting philosophy. Yecch. And your
thc.mss is *so* weird.
By the way, anyone know what happened to mboggle, or when it will be
back up?
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weird (Death Incarnate):
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