[1026] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Nov 4
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri Nov 4 01:37:19 1988
Date: Fri, 4 Nov 88 01:37:00 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
Well, I've done it, and I hope you'll all forgive me.
I've mailed in my ballot. I'm an accomplice in the
Great Election of '88. It was a dangerous mission,
but (with the support and advice of the NYTimes) I
sat down at my desk and changed (ever so slightly)
the future of my county, my city, my state, and the
nation.
Wow, what a feeling of power!
(Now, just because everyone I voted for is either
doomed to defeat or vectored for victory, don't let
that fool you into thinking that my ballot didn't
count.... Just because my ballot doesn't count,
don't let......)
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dschmidt (Dan Schmidt):
Forging my .plans: the new trend.
Even if people forget the colon after the right parenthesis.
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edyamp (Ed Yampratoom):
The world's a joke, and all things show it.
I thought so once, and now I know it.
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fwfeng (Flora W. Feng):
No real plan, but Andrea told me to write one.
My number is (617)225-8121, and if I'm not there, PLEASE leave a message!!
SEND ME E-MAIL (fwfeng@athena.mit.edu)!!! It's fast, easy, and FREE!
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jik (Jonathan I. Kamens):
Plan? Do I have a plan?
Oh, yes...
To get through 6.002 with a C, a B or an A, alive...
To get through 6.002 with a C, a B or an A...
To get through 6.002 with a C or a B...
To get through 6.002 with a C...
To get through 6.002...
To get through...
It could be worse, it could be 6.002. No, wait, it IS 6.002.
I guess it couldn't be any worse.
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jmh (J Michael Hammond):
Getting out of Texas around 5:30pm on 20 December 1988.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who was so fed up with people making stupid limericks about him
That he bought a chainsaw and went on a killing rampage.
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"Ow! You got me right in the ..."
"Rectum?"
"Rectum? Ya damn near killed 'em!"
"I see your back..."
"What kind of a crack is that?"
"A nasty one, I assure you."
"By Neptune and Uranus I will no longer be the butt of your jokes!"
"Relax. A man like you will go down in the annals of history...
IF there's an opening!"
-Puke and Snot, the Duelling Jokesters,
at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Avoiding Birthday celebrations.
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nrp (Niki R Pantelias):
"As the dawn is breaking on your future my child
Is there none of your love alive
If every door you open closes on me
I don't know if I can survive
I don't know if I can survive"
-- "The Morning"
Justin Hayward and John Lodge, from
their album _Blue Jays_
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rosencra (John R Buck):
I would not sleep here if I could,
Except for the little green leaves in the wood
And the wind on the water...
-JB, by Archibald MacLeish
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wchuang (William Chuang):
_A Little Respect_
i try to discover
a little something to make me sweeter
oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
i'm so in love with you
i'll be forever blue
that you gimme no reason
you know you make-a-me work so hard
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
soul, i hear you calling
oh baby please give a little respect to me
and if i should falter
would you open your arms out to me
we can make love not war
and live at peace with our hearts
i'm so in love with you
i'll be forever blue
what religion or reason
could drive a man to forsake his lover
don't you tell me no
don't you tell me no
don't you tell me no
don't you tell me no
soul, i hear you calling
oh baby please give a little respect to me
i'm so in love with you
i'll be forever blue
that you gimme no reason
you know you make-a-me work so hard
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
that you gimme no
soul, i hear you calling
oh baby please give a little respect to me
soul, i hear you calling
oh baby please give a little respect to me
erasure, _the innocents_
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It could be worse, yeah, right Rob. It is worse.
"Let there be total entropy, *NOW*!"
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