[1011] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Oct 25
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Tue Oct 25 01:29:22 1988
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 88 01:28:47 EDT
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
/* Remember --- GREENE is UGLY! Vote UMOC!!! */
An Ode to Dan Quayle
(with no apologies to W.S.Gilbert)
When I was a lad, I served a term
As office boy in my granddaddy's firm.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floors,
And I polished up the handles on the big brass doors.
I polished up those handles so carefully,
That now I'm on the ticket for the next V.P.
As office boy I made such a mark
That they gave me the post of a law school clerk.
I was so eager to be enbarred,
That when war broke out I joined the Nat'nal Guard.
I served my country so bravely,
That now I'm on the ticket for the next V.P.
Dad was so rich that I was sent
By a pocket district into Parliament.
I always voted at my party's call,
And never thought of thinking for myself at all.
I thought so little, they rewarded me
By nominating me to be the next V.P.
Now, dropouts all, whomever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to the public good,
Be careful to obey this rule --- you really should:
Don't rock the boat, and look "sexy,"
And you all may join the ticket for the next V.P.
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aslan (Becca Munroe):
HI: here's a quick update on Becca's favorite lyrics:
1)"A child is black, a child is white: together they learn to read
and write, beautiful sight"
2)"Hello hello hello, is there anybody in there?"
3)"I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes riding shotgun in the sky;
turning into butterflies above our nation."
4)"Burned my credit card for fuel"
5)"Do the lo- do the lo- do the lo- do the lo- do
the locomotion with me."
6)"And I just turned twenty-two. I was wondering what to do."
7)"The president's corpse is in the driver's seat"
Ok ok ok
Who am I? an anarchist in republican's clothing.
but it's still better than being a self-righteous
commie in democrat's clothing (Oops-- a
tautological slip)
HAVE A DAY !!
I THANK YOU. MY COUNTRY THANK'S YOU.
LOVE,
BECCA
Quick: ACT FAST ACT NOW !!!!
SEND DONATIONS TO THE "BECCA FOR PREZ. 2004" CAMPAIGN
IMMEDIATELY: "BECAUSE NOONE KNOWS LESS ABOUT
FOREIGN POLICY THAN BECCA MUNROE--
AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN FEEL
GOOD ABOUT!"
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asnash (Alan S. Nash):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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dschmidt (Dan Schmidt):
I'm satisfied and I can't deny it
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
Here's an attempt to reach lots of people I know in one swell foop. My
two new apartment-mates (Linda Julien and Nico Garcia) and I are having
a housewarming party this Friday night. If you'd like more info, call
or send me e-mail.
P.S. Don't tell Linda I posted this to Central America or she'll kill
me.
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macoiley (Mark A Coiley):
To make this thing stop claiming that I have no plan.
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nrp (Niki R Pantelias):
"I'm finally in the clear and I'm free
I've got dreams I'm living for"
-- Journey
"Escape"
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rsargent (Amazing Wonderdog):
'Prity vunny ow we duz deze tings we never wanna bifore juzt cuz
somebuddy prity duz'em! Uh? Uh?'
-Steve Swann
'You're sort of a genius, anyway...'
-Dave Oberman
'That Angela Putney is one hot little number, isn't she?'
-Dave Oberman
'Randy, if you put that in your .plan file you're a real asshole.'
-Dave Oberman
All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot;
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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swann (Stephen Swann):
In the cool, cool, cool of the morning
that's when I'm coming home
In the cool, cool, cool of the morning
that's when I'm coming home
Stayed awake all night...
- Randy Bachman
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tytso (Theodore Y. Ts'o):
It's so easy to dream of days gone by,
So hard to think of the times to come.
But the grace to accept each moment as a gift
Is a gift that is given to some.
What can you do with your days but work and pray?
Let your dreams bind your work to your play.
What can you do with every moment of your life,
But love 'til you've loved it away?
There are sorrows enough for the whole worlds end;
No eartly guarantees but the grave.
And the lives that we live, and the times that we spend
Are treasures too great to save.
What can you do with your days but work and pray?
Let your dreams bind your work to your play.
What can you do with every moment of your life,
But love 'til you've loved it away?
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setenv TEDPATH x3-7788:x3-7787:x3-4261:x5-6361:x3-5009
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