[3702] in APO News
decontamination
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Carolyn Jones)
Wed Feb 3 00:39:54 1999
To: apo-news@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 03 Feb 1999 00:39:10 EST
From: Carolyn Jones <carolynj@MIT.EDU>
so there's this biohazard we commonly refer to as "the fridge" living in
the office. and as it is incapable of cleaning itself, its sanitary habits
are much worse than even the stereotypical unwashed course 6 nerd. :)
whose job it is to keep the fridge abreast of the most recent innovations
in cleanliness is remains questionable, but i am asserting my recently
inherited position of asc and claiming responsibility for this monumental
task. so....
on thursday, 2/4, a group of armed brothers will be converging upon the
fridge. i am predicting a fierce and bloody battle, but i have faith that
victory will be ours. if you have any friends, relatives, or foodstuffs
in the area, you will want to get them completely out of the area in
advance or mark them with lambs' blood (verbal communication, email,
and notes on the board are the only flavors of lambs' blood i'll accept,
and i must get them before 9am thursday). anything in the area not
already marked is liable to find itself a casualty of war.
anyway. consider yourself forewarned. :)
YiLovelyFridgesSpotless,
carolyn
