[3362] in APO News
APOC
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Emily M Marcus)
Thu Aug 20 21:49:58 1998
From: Emily M Marcus <emarcus@MIT.EDU>
To: apo-news@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 21:49:44 EDT
Hi. The deadline for the APOC is still August 30.
Well, actually it never was August 30, but it got changed
due to scheduling confusion. Stupid chickens.
You should still write your self-description paragraph
thingy so that prospectives can get to know us.
Many thanks to the people who have written articles.
For those that haven't yet, the chickens have written
one for you. If you'd prefer a different version, you
should e-mail it to me by the deadline. If your name
is not on this list and you haven't already given me
your article, please let me know...
Thanks!
Emily
The drafts are as follows (cluck,cluck)
Susama Agarwala
Don't ask her why her bellybutton's green...
Matt Alvarado
Matt enjoys the Simpsons, chemical engineering, and tearing holes in houses.
His name rhymes with avacado (no, his last name, silly!).
Jake Beal
He take lots of classes, lives at Theta Xi, and
is the most likely person in his demographic group
to be caught out after curfew at a bowling alley.
Katie Calef
She has lots of interesting quotes on the quote sheet. You should
read them.
Ira Cooper
<the chickens are granting him a brief grace period since he was
not on the original list. But after that...>
Cathy Coury
She's that SVP person. Be sure to go to project or she'll have the
feasles after you...
Laura Dean
Lauras are Lauras. Deans are Deans. Is Laura a dean?
We don't think so, but she won't tell us what she does on
Thursday nights.......
Elizabeth Demicco
bighair@mit.edu
Heather Drake
Works for Athena Consulting. Knows stuff about stuff. Ask her.
Melissa Dullea
She has a cat named Spawn. There's a neat story about how
she (the cat that is) got that name, but we won't tell you
because she didn't write her article, so you can assume the
cat worships the devil with mouse sacrifices.
Grant Emery
Grant has hair.
John Hollywood
Author of the Institvte. Can't spell... =)
Brad Ito
Melissa's little. Very difficult to find.
Carolyn Jones
Ask Carolyn about how she got Grant to blush...
Bradley Lichtenstein
Is an essential element in our chapter. Every single time
we drop car keys down a sewer, Brad is there to go after them...
What would we do without him????????
David Maze
Plays civilization. Has donut. Lives at that place. Knows that person.
Phillip Miller
Come on to the Phillip light, it's the right Phillip now!
Jill Pelavin
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Brian Perrin
He's the MVP. Therefore he should have written an article by now.
But apparently not...
Sara Pickett
Lives at Random. Has definite opinions on the subject of chocolate.
Oscar Rodriquez
<will be written by Lizzie>
Michael Spitznagle
The admisnistrative vice president. He made our whole active
membership dissapear last week. He claims it was a standard
computer operation, but we all know what he's REALLY after....
Paul Thordarson
Thor. Kapunga. Bringer of anime stories. Master of the fencing foil.
Harry Tsai
<the chickens are granting him a brief grace period since he was
not on the original list. But after that...>
Ann-Marie White
You : Who are you?
Ann-Marie : I'm the president of AXcoAPOEiB.
You : What?