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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (mdullea@MIT.EDU)
Fri May 23 16:50:19 1997
From: mdullea@MIT.EDU
To: apo-minutes@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 16:49:58 EDT
Minutes of (Chapter Meeting: May 16, 1997)
Administrative notes:
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Start: 9:00 pm; End:sometime in the pm. Present: everyone from the
first half of the meeting, in addition to Joe Kuchta and Jill
Officers' reports:
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SVP (Susama): We have projects. Check out the WUAPO.
MVP (Jeffrey): There will be a freshman mailing. We're hoping for
some early returns by activities midway.
AVP (Melissa): There's a WUAPO out. And check out the joint
exec-comm minutes posted in the office.
Treasurer (Matt): See the budget being passed around. Gimme
money. Pay 'yer debts. Bribes will be accepted, especially if
they are for the exact amount of your debt.
FC (Brian P.): I need someone to PC the fourth of July event. Talk
to me if you're interested.
APOcEd (David): Gimme pictures. And submit articles.
ASC (Lauren): not present
PubDir (David): Gimme pictures. And submit stuff for the Infinite
Corridor board.
Historian (Brian): The camera still has film. And I'm still in office.
Advisory Comm. Chair (Joe): Nothing to report...although it has
been a very successful term.
President (Lizzie): It's gonna be fun. I have great officers. Be nice
to me for my first me eting
(as the audience mocks Lizzie while booing and hissing)
Committee reports:
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(none)
Old Business:
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(none)
New Business:
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Susama: I'd like to get feedback on service with surveys. Please return
them to me ASAP.
Matt: The new budget is mostly the same as the last one, except:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Historian's budget is lowered from $200 to $150 after Charley's
changes. Carnival's line item is now Conclave's.
(discussion)
Matt: Yes, Pete. That's a dash, not a minus sign...
I move to approve the budget with one slight change. The Con-
clave DJ will be increased by $100.
(Motion passes with 19 yes, 0 no, 3 abstentions)
Matt: I move to blah blah blah stop using old budget on July 1, 1997.
(Motion passes with 20 yes, 0 no, 4 abstentions)
Matt: I move to blah blah blah start using new budget on July
1, 1997.
(Motion is white balloted.)
Cathy: Here's a Conclave budget. Purely tentative. It's mostly cor-
rect...except increase the DJ allowance to $300.
Charley: I move to form a committee of the whole minus one for the
purpose of discussing yadda yadda yadda poo names. (White
balloted).
(meeting closed)
(meeting opened)
Lizzie: I move to recommend for Alexis C. Lewis, from the committee
of n-1, the poo name: "Are you on crack?!?"-POO.
Dave Cho: I move to make Alexis say her name. (White balloted)
Alexis: (mutter mutter) Are you on CRACK?!?
Lizzie: Move to get a committee report from the Alphies chair.
Oscar: I present the Bernie Krafsig Memorial dump truck to Jill.
For working on Carnival with all those stupid bubbles, Melissa
gets a bubble-blowing bear.
For leaving the group and falling asleep in a tree during the
BB/LB thing first term, Susama gets a dog-collar.
Her big, Rachel, gets the leash.
The winner of the LSI (Lame Sexual Innuendo) Competition is
Emily, who gets the Wicked Little Book of Quotes.
And if anyone has read the quote sheet lately, one would have
seen something about a "Chocolate-covered Lizzie." So here's
chocolate fudge sauce.
(Melissa steals away the sauce and pours it on Lizzie's forehead. Peter
Gast comes up out of the audience and licks the fudge off of her face.
Lizzie growls.)
Emily: (doing a dramatic reading from her newly acquired book)
Smut. Smut. Smut. More smut.
Brian: I move to hold a Tigger Hunt on 10/27 in Killian Court where
Tiggers can be found aplenty.
Laura: Friendly amend that to last from 10/27 - 10/31.
Harry: Friendly amend that to include the words 'and we shall make
the Tigger pay' because they are losers, and losers always pay.
Susan Born: Hunting Tiggers is bad. Friendly amend that we hunt
brothers, not tiggers, and make them pay, because brothers are
losers.
Oscar: Friendly amend that the hunt gets moved indoors to Lobby 10.
Elaine: We should let members of the MIT community participate in
this hunt. I propose that brothers organize this event, hunting
by and for members of the MIT community. Of course, brothers
are still losers. (Friendly amended)
Michael: Perhaps hunted people could simply act grotesque, instead
of being hunted? (Friendly amended)
Ira: I move to overturn Ezra. (White balloted)
John Kohl: I move that we strike this entire motion and replace it
with the text of Charley's Thesis-Introduction, as shown in the
latest APOC.
Lizzie: That's out of order. Next?
Ari: And we can display these grotesque people in Lobby 10! Of course!
Cathy: I move that we allocate $50 million bajillion for shells for this
grotesque MIT community hunt. (Unfriendly) Motion tabled.
Harry: Friendly amend that instead of shooting these members of the
MIT community, we let people vote for them.
Ari: Friendly amend that this event will be called the UMOC and
Cookie Contest.
Ira: Friendly amend that the words "and Cookie" be removed from
the motion.
Charley: We should also include the terms "A penny a vote" and "The
money will be donated to a charity of the winner's choice."
Charley: I unfriendly amend that the motion read as follows:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Move to hold a charity event in Lobby 10 from 10:00 am to
5:00 pm, 10/27 through 10/31 called UMOC where brothers
and dexion can be found aplenty. It's just a penny per vote,
and all proceeds will be donated to the charity of the winner's
choice.
VOTE on the unfriendly amendment: lots (yes), less (no), a few
(abstain).
VOTE on the motion, as stands: lots (yes), less (no), a few
(abstain).
Announcements:
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John Kohl: The Alumni Association has a reception for graduates
on 6/4 from 7-9 pm. Light refreshments will be served.
Elaine: Come to finals breakfast. Mike Salib will be putting it on at
Bexley.
Charley: Afterfinals is Friday (5/23) until Memorial Day (5/26).
Brian: I need a PC for the 4th of July thing on the Esplanade.
Darlene: AX Alums meeting on 6/8 at 2:30 pm in the Student Center.
Jeffrey: Sunday at 11:30 am there is the Floating Hospital project.
We'll be meeting in the office at 10:30 am.
Jill: Good luck to Melissa, the new avp.
Ari: If people call about Carnival billing, take a message please.
Susama: Try to get those Service Surveys back to me tonight.
PFTGOTO:
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Emily: Smut. Smut. Smut. More smut.
Cathy: Come to ET for ice cream social leftovers.
John Kohl: Applause for the cooking crew.
Ingrid: Thanks to everyone who helped cook: Cathy, Jill, et al.
Matt: Congratulations to the new president and avp.
Ingrid: MOXY FRUVOUS is playing at 8pm in the Sala on Saturday!
Charley: Applause for all the new officers. And for all the clappers.
(meeting adjourned to fellowship circle)
