[1582] in APO News
Candidates Article for Chapter Masseur
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (dcctdw@MIT.EDU)
Tue Nov 28 14:50:45 1995
From: dcctdw@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 1995 14:48:24 -0500
To: apo-news@MIT.EDU
My fellow brothers, it brings me great pleasure to announce my candidacy
for the esteemed office of Chapter Masseur. Legendary men and women have
excelled in this position and--
Oh, never mind.
The qualifications I bring to this office are excellent leadership skills,
as evidenced by my natural tendency to cheat and read my opponent's article
for inspiration before writing my own article.
I also have tremendous experience in the areas of massage, starting with
one year of non-practicing on my previous SO who wasn't a backrub addict.
Previous to that, I think my most experience was probably on a 2nd
Lieutenant who now dreams of flying rusty buckets through the sky.
To be honest, I should point that the best reason for not voting for me is
that my patients will have to suffer the ceaseless output of my sense of
humor, which many have described as "quaint", "amusing", and "I just don't
get it".
My schedule next term will be:
25.004, Real World Lab 2nd Term
AS499.9, Ducking Fire From Tactical Nuclear Fighters Training
A HASS on International Standard
and I'm thinking of adding another HASS on International Latin.
Commuting from Somerville to the office will probably be difficult due to
the large innate laziness involved, although people are welcome to come out
to Home (80 Powderhouse Blvd., Somerville) for attention.
Thank you.
dave
dave cho
dcctdw@mit.edu
