[1627] in Dilbert Redistribution
Facts First
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Administrative Staff)
Mon Jun 11 12:09:03 2018
To: dilbert.discuss@charon.mit.edu
From: "Administrative Staff" <noreply@algebra.hr>
Date: Sun, 03 Jun 2018 11:10:52 -0700
Reply-To: "Administrative Staff" <harrybedraaa@gmail.com>
Hello,
I am very sorry I have to reach you through this medium. I am a member of t=
he European Debt Recovery Unit and I am aware of your ordeal about your unp=
aid fund.
It may interest you to know that not long after the Debt Management Office =
(DMO) completed the merger and acquisition process of all pending payments =
occasion through the petition raised by the international community about t=
heir unpaid funds. I discovered that their boss connived with some top offi=
cials to divert funds approve to settle unpaid inheritances, email lottery =
winners, Internet scam victims, unclaimed consignments(concealed funds) and=
International Contractors.
The DMO has already given approval for the payment of your fund but they de=
liberately withheld your payment file and continue to demand fees from you =
through their associates from different unassigned affiliates mostly from A=
frica, US and the Netherlands all in an attempt to frustrate you and enrich=
themselves. I wonder why you haven=E2=80=99t notice all this while.
You may choose to disbelieve this email as inconceivable but my doctrine do=
es not permit such act, reason I have to open up to you to seek the right c=
hannel. Your fund was authorized to be paid to you through the DMO asset ma=
nagement firm with a Claim Code Numbers, which was supposed to have been is=
sued to you before now.
Upon your response, I shall guide you through and provide you with details =
to contact the assigned affiliate who will expeditiously facilitate the rel=
ease of your fund. =
Thanks and have a wonderful day. =
Yours Faithfully,
Administrative Staff.
European Debt Recovery Agent, UK.Ref:117/0306018/dp180/2.8wwe01
