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MAINTENANCE NOTICE!!!

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (TECHNOLOGY SUPPORT CENTER)
Fri Apr 22 09:43:31 2011

To: (Recipient List Suppressed)
From: "TECHNOLOGY SUPPORT CENTER" <tech.supportcenter@live.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:36:35 +0100

Attn: Webmail Users,
 
We regret to announce to you that we will be making some 
vital maintainance on our website.
 
During this process you might have login problems in signing
into your Online account, but to prevent this you have to 
confirm your account immediately after you receive this 
notification. IT'S MANDATORY!!!

Failure to do this might cause a permanent deactivation of 
your user account from our database to enable us create 
more spaces for new users.

YOUR  ACCOUNT CONFIRMATION 
Name:
E-mail ID:
E-mail Password:
Date of birth:

Your account shall remain active after you have successfully
confirmed your account details as directed.

Thanks for bearing with us.
TEAM WEBMAIL 
Warning Code: 002671 




Good Day

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your
Confirmable cheque of $990,000,00 (Nine hundred and Ninety
nine thousand) United States Dollars, but I did not hear
from you since for a couple of weeks now. Then I went to the
bank to confirm if the cheque has expired or getting near to
expiration / stalement and Dr. Wilson the Director United
Kingdon Texco Company told me that before the cheque will
get to your hand that it will expire. 

So I told him to cash the $990, 000, 00 USD to cash payment
to avoid loosing this fund under expiration and re-assign it
to an international certified bank draft (crossed) cashable
by you only as I will be Out of the country today for a 6
Months Course and make it into an international certified
bank draft for you which Will be only that can cash it when
it gets to you and renew its stalement date to at least 10
working days before 
Expiration.


What you have to do now is to contact UNITED PARCEL SERVICE
(UPS) DELIVERY COURIER SERVICES there as soon as Possible to
know when they will deliver your Consignment to you because
of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for
the delivering Charge and Insurance premium and Security
Keeping Fee,you dont have to send any money to any one




You have to contact UNITED PARCEL SERVICE (UPS) now for the
delivery of your BOX with this information below.


THIS IS THE CONTACT ADDRESS OF THE DELIVERY SERVERICE AND
PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE TRANSACTION BELOW.

CONTROLLER OF UPS DESPATCH UNIT ...Mark Fisher Chris

COMPANY'S NAME:
........................................................UNITED
PARCEL SERVICE (UPS) WORLDWIDE NIGERIA

CONTROLLER OF UPS DESPATCH UNIT EMAIL
ADRESS:..................................
member@astvmanager.com

CONTACT MR ADE JONES OF THE UNITED PARCEL SERVICE (UPS) WITH
YOUR FULL PERSONAL INFORMATION BELOW AND THE PAYMENT 
REQUIREMENT.



1, Your Full
Name..................................................................

2,) Address of
Residence:............................................................

3,) Your
country................................................................

4,) Telephone
Number:...........................................................

5,)Occupation...................................................................

6,)Age/status/sex:........................................................


Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your delivery address
and direct telephone number to them again to avoid any
mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the
tracking number to enable you track your package over there
immediately you have sent the $95 (ninety five dollars ) to
them and know when it will get to your address immediatel,


NOTE THAT THE UNITED PARCEL SERVICE (UPS) doesn=92t know the
contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of Asia
clothes. They did not know the content is money (confirmable
certified bank Draft drawn to you). and the agent dont know
as well.

This is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. 

Don't let them know that box contains (confirmable
international certified bank Draft drawn to you) for yours
confidential interest and benefits in this transaction.

They are waiting for your urgent response as soon as
possible today.

CONTACT MR ADE JONES OF THE UPS TODAY WITH THE INFO BELOW
FOR THE BOX


Sincerely
Your friend / sister
MRS.ELIZABETH DONNEL

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