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Re: Win98 Source Code!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (UNIXMAN)
Thu Nov 12 18:48:28 1998
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998 18:56:57 -0500 (EST)
From: UNIXMAN <jzygmont@alpha.confederationc.on.ca>
To: TIM SOFTWARE <timsoftware@liposome.genebee.msu.su>
Cc: Red Hat Mailing List <redhat-list@redhat.com>
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ahaha! that's a good one, will it compile? <G>
On Thu, 12 Nov 1998, TIM SOFTWARE wrote:
>
> *Windows '98 source code.*/
>
> /*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> Project: Chicago(tm)
> Projected release-date: Summer 1998
> */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #define INSTALL_HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;
>
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
>
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt);
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
>
> }
>
> I hope u'll like it!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> Tim King - BASH-programming at H2H Labs. & SysAdmin at:
> http://liposome.genebee.msu.su
> Check uz @ URL: http://liposome.genebee.msu.su/~h2hlabs
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