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Re: Gutmann Soundwave Therapy
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Hayden Stainsby)
Thu Jan 31 12:47:11 2008
From: Hayden Stainsby <crypto@caffeineconcepts.com>
To: Cryptography <cryptography@metzdowd.com>
In-Reply-To: <874pcwk0g2.fsf_-_@snark.cb.piermont.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:08:00 +1100
On 30 Jan 2008, at 04:26, Perry E. Metzger wrote:
>
> Clearly, more people need to know about "Gutmann Soundwave Therapy".
>
To this end, I would like to introduce the Gutmann Sound Wave Therapy
Mobile Enlightenment Unit.
http://occasionallyhuman.net/gutmann/
(NSFW if depictions of phallic audio waves are an issue)
Do you know a programmer who believes they can write a replacement for
SSL in the time it takes to finish their coffee?
Tell tale signs are phrases such as 'proprietary crypto' and 'secret
algorithm'.
Simply apply the Gutmann Sound Wave Therapy Mobile Enlightenment Unit,
stand back, wait and breath a sigh of relief - you've just made the
world a better place.
I'll begin taking pre-orders shortly.
--
Hayden
PS: I don't care that the audio wave can't be produced. It's 'artistic'.
#!/usr/bin/perl
chop($_=<>);@s=split/ /;foreach$m(@s){if($m=='*'){$z=pop@t;$x=
pop@t;$a=eval"$x$m$z";push@t,$a;}else{push@t,$m;}}print"$a\n";
# http://occasionallyhuman.net/
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