[6707] in APO-L
National Convention
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (David Anderson)
Mon Sep 13 22:55:44 1993
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1993 21:54:04 CDT
Reply-To: David Anderson <anderda@eng.auburn.edu>
From: David Anderson <anderda@eng.auburn.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L%PURCCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
I like the idea of holding the 1996 National Convention at Alkatraz
(or whatever the spelling is).
I can think of several points in its favor:
1. The best thing about national convention in St. Louis was the hotel
atrium. Prison lockup wards are kind of like atriums - at least you
can see everybody elses balcony
2. The second best thing about convention in St. Louis was that everybody
seemed to hang around the hotel more, adding to that feeling of brother-
hood and closeness. At Alcatraz, nobody would be leaving until the
convention was over
3. What a great prison theme party we could have!
4. APO Security would have ready made places to put unruly brothers!
5. Great sunsets!
6. The prison environment lends itself to living out bondage fantasies!
7. Community showers!!!! What better service is there than washing the back
of another brother!
One major DISADVANTAGE, though:
We would have to find a liquor store that would be willing to make frequent
deliveries to the island!!
In Longnecks, Fifths, and Shots
Delta Dave
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