[20495] in APO-L
FW: Redneck Jedi!!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jeremy Gonzalez)
Thu Apr 15 14:57:18 1999
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 14:46:35 -0400
Reply-To: Jeremy Gonzalez <jlgonzal@EDEN.RUTGERS.EDU>
From: Jeremy Gonzalez <jlgonzal@EDEN.RUTGERS.EDU>
To: APO-L@LISTSERV.IUPUI.EDU
just another reason to come to Sectionals...99 style (because its its
going to be such damn fun!) if your still not convinced...I'll forward
you my 99 REASONS TO COME TO DELTA RHO-it is never too late.
THIS SATURDAY, APRIL 17TH AT DELTA RHO-RUTGERS, NEW BRUNSWICK
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From: "Smith, Cheryl L" <CS110625@exchange.BerkeleyHeightsNJ.NCR.com>
> YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK JEDI IF:
>
> 1..You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> 2..Your Jedi robe is camouflage
> 3..You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
> Strawberry Hill.
> 4..At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
> 5..You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
> 6..You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
> 7..You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
> 8..The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
> 9..Wookies are offended by your B.O.
> 10..You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
> didn't have to wait for a commercial.
> 11..You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
> 12..Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
> darkside...it'll be a hoot."
> 13..You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
> thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
> 14..You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
> 15..You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks a
> little sissy in that vest.
> 16..You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> 17..You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
> through the window.
> 18..Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
> had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
> 19..You ever fell in love with your sister.
> 20..You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as
> "them damn Yankees."
> 21..You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> 22..You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a shotgun
> rack.
> 23..You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
> the
> cantina scene.
> 24..In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
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Jeremy Gonzalez Delta Rho-Rutgers
(732) 373-9557 dorm Voting Delegate '98
(732) 932-8740 chapter Rush Chair Spring '99
(609) 665-9355 home Sectionals (99) Public Relations Chair
"victory comes when defending what we know is right"
