[79659] in Daily_Rumour
Stop waiting 90 minutes for roadside assistance
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roadside Insider)
Mon May 4 05:18:51 2026
Date: Mon, 4 May 2026 10:47:39 +0200
From: "Roadside Insider" <RoadTripEssentials@icloudstorage.biz>
Reply-To: "AutoZone Staff Pick" <RoadsideInsider@icloudstorage.biz>
To: <rumour-mtg@bloom-picayune.mit.edu>
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Stop waiting 90 minutes for roadside assistance
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<h1 style="font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;font-size:28px;font-weight:bold;color:#111111;margin:0 0 8px 0;line-height:1.25;">AutoZone Staff's #1 Pick: <em style="font-weight:normal;">The $60 Tire Inflator That 247,000+ Americans Are Using Instead of Roadside Assistance</em></h1>
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<p style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;color:#aaaaaa;font-style:italic;margin:7px 0 20px 0;line-height:1.5;">The $60 tire inflator that AutoZone employees are personally recommending to every customer who walks in. And they can't keep it on the shelves.</p>
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<p style="margin:0 0 16px 0;">Let me be real with you: <strong>I never thought I'd write an article about a tire inflator.</strong></p>
<p style="margin:0 0 16px 0;">Cars, road trips, automotive tech? Sure. But a glorified air pump? That's not exactly breaking news. Until three weeks ago, when an AutoZone employee in Houston changed my mind completely.</p>
<p style="margin:0 0 16px 0;">He dropped a stat that stopped me cold: <em>"AAA gets 32 million roadside calls a year. Guess the number one reason? <strong>Flat tires.</strong> And guess what? Most people wait 45 minutes to an hour and a half for a truck. <a href="http://icloudstorage.biz/Dfu8e5GyVdGjWIi40RjA8Dw6OOPuyewRlUKu7CsJTRg2yWPdUA"><b>This thing fills a tire in 5 minutes</b></a>."</em></p>
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<p style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:#444444;margin:0;line-height:1.6;">InflatoPro has been out of stock at AutoZone locations across the country for 3 weeks straight. Restocking is not expected until April. <strong>Remaining units are only available on the official website at 65% OFF, while supplies last.</strong></p>
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<p style="margin:0 0 16px 0;">I bought one. And four weeks later, on the shoulder of I-10 outside Houston at 11pm with a low tire, I understood exactly why this thing is outselling everything else in the store...</p>
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<div style="font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:20px;color:#111111;font-weight:bold;">? 4.7</div>
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<div style="font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:20px;color:#111111;font-weight:bold;">65% OFF</div>
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